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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 20, 2023

    "I don't really take my p's and q's from the mainstream media...The mainstream media largely has been a refuge for scoundrels and weirdos."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz

  • February 19, 2023

    "She ran a great race in Arizona. She won. She won by a lot."
    -- Trump on Kari Lake

  • February 18, 2023

    "More than a dozen trains have derailed throughout the United States this year. So much for Joe Biden's 'infrastructure' plan."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan

  • February 17, 2023

    "Nikki Haley isn't in her prime. Sorry... A woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s, and maybe 40s. That's not according to me... If you Google 'When is a woman in her prime?' it will say 20s, 30s, and 40s. I'm not saying I agree with that...Nikki Haley should be careful about saying that politicians are not in their prime and they need to be in their prime when they serve, because she wouldn't be in her prime according to Google."
    -- CNN anchor Don Lemon

  • February 16, 2023

    "He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed, and it has a blue light on it, and it keeps him up at night. So he took the manila folder and he put it over it so that it would keep the light down so he could sleep at night. Now the president has to find a different way to keep the blue light out of his eyes."
    -- Trump attorney Timothy Parlatore, explaining why folder marked "Classified Evening Summary" was found in the former president's Mar-a-Lago bedroom

  • February 15, 2023

    "While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn't actually mean that they're going to harm someone. We don't know that yet."
    -- Missouri state Rep. Tony Lovasco, on voting against a proposal that would prohibit kids from carrying AR-15s in public without adult supervision

  • February 14, 2023

    "Without her Stylist she be NOTHING. Bad everything, and NO TALENT..."
    -- Former Guy on Rihanna

  • February 13, 2023

    11%
    -- percentage of phone calls IRS answered in 2021

    13%
    -- percentage answered in 2022

    88.6%
    -- percentage answered this year, after restored funding

  • February 12, 2023

    "We delivered a peaceful transition of power on January 6, 2021, exactly as our Constitution requires."
    -- former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo

  • February 11, 2023

    "If our elections were really fair, I believe the ranks of Congress, the Senate, the White House, all the state governorships, would be Republican. If elections were fair."
    -- defeated AZ gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake