"It's sort of like the Supreme Court definition of pornography: you know it when you see it...It could be a feeling, it could be a sense."
-- Fox News host Dana Perino on the definition of "woke"

"If you don't love your children so much -- and there are some people that don't, and maybe deservedly so -- it won't matter because frankly, you don't have to leave 'em anything. Thank you very much, have fun."
-- Trump

"We know that President Trump is innocent. People are not stupid."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert

"I did NOTHING wrong in the 'Horseface' case."
-- Trump

"My husband made this comparison: You know that GIF of the monkey sticking its finger up its butt and smelling it? Every day, there's that person on the internet. And today it's me."
-- writer Bethany Mandel, on widely-posted clip of her response when asked to define "woke"

"A squatter in the governor's office."
-- Kari Lake on Gov. Katie Hobbs

"January 6th I think is probably second only to the 2020 election as the biggest scam in my lifetime."
-- Tucker Carlson

"I knew them all -- and every one of them kissed my ass..."
-- former President Trump on celebrities, world leaders, politicians, and royals whose letters to him he is publishing in a $99 book

"Had [Mike Pence] sent the votes back to the legislatures, they wouldn't have had a problem with Jan. 6, so in many ways you can blame him for Jan. 6."
-- Trump

"They were peaceful, they were orderly and meek. These were no insurrectionists. They were sightseers."
-- Tucker Carlson on Jan. 6

"I knew we could take this motherf***er over if we just tried hard enough. Proud of your motherf***ing boy!"
-- Proud Boy Dominic Pezzola, bragging in selfie-video recorded inside Capitol after making first break-in by smashing Senate Wing window with stolen riot shield