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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 01, 2023

    "Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is actually indicting my father. So let's be clear, folks, this is communist-level s***. This is stuff that would make Mao, Stalin, Pol-Pot -- it would make them blush."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

  • March 31, 2023

    "Probably not the best time to give up your AR-15..."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson on Trump's indictment

  • March 30, 2023

    "I got along with him great."
    -- Trump on Putin

    "I got along with him great."
    -- Trump on Xi

    "I got along with him great."
    -- Trump on Kim Jong-un

  • March 29, 2023

    "Paying people not to talk about things -- hush money -- is ordinary in modern America."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

  • March 28, 2023

    "The most innocent man in the history of our country."
    -- Trump, on himself

  • March 27, 2023

    "We have to stop allowing the Democrats to abuse us. It's like we're a beaten spouse."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • March 26, 2023

    "The district attorney of New York, under the auspices and direction of the Department of Injustice in Washington DC, was investigating me for something that is not a crime, not a misdemeanor. Not an affair. I never liked Horseface. I never liked...I never...It's just not...Terrible. That wouldn't be the one. There is no one. We have a great First Lady."
    -- Trump at his Waco rally

  • March 25, 2023

    “I don’t think people should protest this, no. I think President Trump, if you talk to him, he doesn’t believe in that either."
    -- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, on Trump's "PROTEST! PROTEST! PROTEST!" post 

  • March 24, 2023

    "How do you indict a person who hasn't done anything wrong, and you know that person hasn't done anything wrong???...Everybody knows I'm 100% innocent...It was all made up...Our country is being destroyed, as they tell us to be peaceful!"
    -- Trump

  • March 23, 2023

    "We physically took control of the Capitol building in a hand-to-hand hostile takeover. We occupied the Capitol and shut down the Government -- we shut down their stolen election shenanigans...My buddy...and I were in the first two hundred to rush up the steps and inside after the Vanguard had clashed hard with the police and had made them retreat. The military isn't going to save the Democrat Communists. They are done. Today we brought our Government to its knees with no weapons. Now we're all going back armed for war..."
    -- Jan. 6 Facebook post by William Calhoun, found guilty this week for his actions that day