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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 12, 2023

    "President Trump was wrong. I had no right to overturn the election. And his reckless words endangered my family and everyone at the Capitol... What happened that day was a disgrace. And it mocks decency to portray it any other way."
    -- Mike Pence at Gridiron Dinner last night

    "I won the second election. I won it by a lot...If you put me back in the White House, America will be a free nation once again."
    -- Trump, recently 

  • March 11, 2023

    "The fact is, Russian women -- with their tight skirts, blowjob-ready lips, and swinging, meaty chests -- scare the hell out of Western women. They know that if large numbers of them were ever to invade the placid, polite, lesbian-literature-and-designer-coffee dating scene of their home countries, they'd be priced right out of the market."
    -- Matt Taibbi, while a journalist in Russia in 1999

  • March 10, 2023

    "I mean, I lie if I'm really cornered or something. I lie. I really try not to. I try never to lie on TV. I just don't -- I don't like lying [but] I certainly do it, you know, out of weakness or whatever."
    -- Tucker Carlson, to Davd Rubin, September 12, 2021

  • March 09, 2023

    "It's just a really bad time to be working here."
    -- Fox News producer

    "We are not happy."
    -- Fox News reporter

  • March 08, 2023

    "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can't wait. I hate him passionately."
    -- Tucker Carlson, to his staff, Jan. 4, 2021

  • March 07, 2023

    "We will support baby boomers and we will support baby bonuses for a new baby boom, how does that sound? I want a baby boom. You men are so lucky out there. You are so lucky, men."
    -- Trump at CPAC

  • March 06, 2023

    "We will get rid of bad and ugly buildings."
    -- Trump campaign pledge, at CPAC

  • March 05, 2023

    "When he's unleashed in a crowd of people, he's unbelievable. If you haven't seen the tape of him ordering in McDonald's, treat yourself."
    -- Tucker Carlson on Former Guy

  • March 04, 2023

    "Pennsylvania managed to elect a vegetable. I'd love for John Fetterman to have good, gainful employment. Maybe he could be like a bag guy at a grocery storel"
    -- Donald Trump Jr. at CPAC

  • March 03, 2023

    "Do you think they give a f**k about your bullshit fact-checking?"
    -- Nick Dyer, Marjorie Taylor Greene spokesperson, when asked by a reporter about one of his boss's lies

    "F**k off."
    -- Dyer, when asked about another