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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 28, 2022

    "As far as the ATF is concerned, they should be abolished. Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms -- that should be the name of a convenience store, not a government bureaucracy."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

  • December 27, 2022

    "Traitors."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, on 18 Republicans who voted for $1.7T omnibus bill

  • December 26, 2022

    "Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing and paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA-LOVING Donald J. Trump..."
    -- Trump, 12/25/22

  • December 25, 2022

    "Ukraine was threatening the world with nuclear terrorism and only Russia was able to save everything."
    -- Valery Gerasimov, Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces and First Deputy Minister of Defense

  • December 24, 2022

    "These are sick people. These are Marxists."
    -- Trump on Jan. 6 committee

  • December 23, 2022

    "The President of Ukraine showed up at the White House dressed like the manager of a strip club and started to demand money. Amazingly, no one threw him out."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

    "Do you know what happens in communist countries? They steal elections... Welcome to America."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • December 22, 2022

    "Sadly, what I didn't hear tonight was a clear explanation of where the first $50B we sent to support their efforts went."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

    "Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

    "For fiscal 2023, should we just cut out the middleman and have taxpayers send their checks directly to Zelensky?"
    -- Ann Coulter

  • December 21, 2022

    "I don't think anybody's paying attention to it. I think it's time to move on. I really think America is ready to move on."
    -- Sen. Roger Marshall, on Trump criminal referrals

  • December 20, 2022

    "I would hope [the DOJ] would not bring charges against the former President...I think the President's actions and words on Jan. 6 were reckless but I don't know that it's criminal to take bad advice from lawyers."
    -- Mike Pence

    "This is a show trial. It's trying to spur people up to believe Donald Trump is somehow bad."
    -- Trump lawyer Christina Bobb

    "Thankfully, you lose your chairmanship very soon. Your brain is too small."
    -- Elon Musk to Rep. Adam Schiff

    "Talking to Trump is one of the great joys, one of the great animal joys of life. Because he exudes this kind of animal joy."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

  • December 19, 2022

    "Hello, everyone. This is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington."
    -- Trump, announcing his NFT collectible cards