"These Weaponized Thugs and Tyrants must be dealt with..."
-- Trump on FBI, Department of Justice, the CIA, and Democrats

"Αrizonans get it. They know our elections are a joke."
-- Kari Lake

"Broke'mon cards."
-- "Stuttering John" Melendez on Trump's $99 collectibles

"I can't believe I'm going to jail for an NFT salesman."
-- Baked Alaska, right-wing radio personality who plead guilty re Jan. 6 charges

"I can't watch it again. Make it stop."
-- Steve Bannon

"There's a live cam, where you can actually see, in real time, and there does appear to be something above the White House...It's swirling, like a cauldron... I address it in my prayers every night."
-- Roger Stone, on "demonic portal" he says opened above the White House after Biden moved in

"The governor-elect of Arizona."
-- Steve Bannon on Kari Lake

"Space Karen."
-- Elon Musk nickname, trending on Twitter

"I want to tell you something. If Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would have been armed."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, on January 6th

"I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance to my 5-year-old and my 3-year-old...Then I say the Lord's Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers...That's how I live a clean, positive life."
-- Eric Trump

"Tonight I had the privilege and honor to speak at America's Future Fundraiser to combat child trafficking at Mar-A-Lago."
-- QAnon and Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin

"When I was a kid, kids loved Hitler."
-- Nick Fuentes