"In a better society, quislings like the strange sodomy-promoting General Milley would be hung."
-- Rep. Paul Gosar, on the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

"Why would White House men -- prez, vp, senior aide -- EVER hire a woman after watching book pimps Cassidy Hutchinson, Alyssa Farah, Stephanie Grisham, Kayleigh McEnany, Oliva Troye throw mud at Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, et al. Pimp ladies be giving real MAGA WOMEN bad name."
-- former Trump adviser Peter Navarro

"I slowly shook my head. The President pulled the mask off and asked why I thought he should not wear it. I pointed at the straps of the N95 I was holding. When he looked at the straps of his mask, he saw they were covered in bronzer. 'Why did no one else tell me that? I'm not wearing this thing.'"
-- former WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson on Trump's decision not to wear masks during the pandemic

"Climate change is real."
-- Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in hearing

"This climate change right now is called 'Autumn.'"
-- Rep. Doug LaMalfa

"This is a disgusting lie against Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- a man whose distinguished career in public service includes taking down the Mafia, cleaning up New York City, and comforting the nation following September 11th."
-- Trump attorney John Eastman, on former Trump WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson's claim that Giuliani groped her backstage at the Jan. 6 rally in Eastman's presence

"Two weeks."
-- length of time Texas high school junior Darryl George has been suspended, confined to a stool in a cubicle for eight hours a day, because his hair is "too long"

"Remember, it's a Democrat charging his opponent....That means that if I win and somebody wants to run against me, I call my Attorney General and I say 'Listen, indict him!' 'Well, he hasn't done anything wrong that we know of...' 'I don't know, indict him on income tax evasion, you'll figure it out.'"
-- Trump, on having been indicted

"We surely hear that Mr. Trump says he will resolve all burning issues within several days, including the Ukraine crisis. We cannot help but feel happy about it."
-- Putin

"I like that he said that, because it means what I'm saying is right."
-- Trump

"If Donald Trump's the nominee, yes, I will support him. And if I'm the president, yes I will pardon him, because that will help reunite the country."
-- Vivek Ramaswamy

"One of the greatest achievements of mankind."
-- Trump on the Covid vaccine, in 2021

"Some friends of mine that are Democrats... very smart people, top people. They say, 'Why don't you talk more about the vaccine? It was one of the greatest things you've ever done.'...and I say, 'I'm not going to talk about it one way or the other.'...They said, 'You saved 100 million people' -- because it got done in nine months as opposed to five-to-twelve years...I'm not proud of it. I'm saying what Democrats think."
-- Trump, recently