"I hereby demand a full apology from the failing Forbes Magazine, and their third-rate psycho writer, Dan Alexander, for the many false and libelous articles they have written about me..."
-- Trump, on not being included in the Forbes 400 list

"If you want to point out a single false fact in any of the articles I've published about you -- or in the book I wrote about you -- feel free to do so."
-- Dan Alexander

"Trump responds as he always has -- by lying about his net worth... We publish a detailed breakdown of our work, offering a far more accurate portrayal of Trump's personal balance sheet than the fictitious documents that the Trump Organization has created over the years."
-- Forbes Magazine

"I think people who never held public office, like you, maybe they're not qualified to be president!"
-- Sean Hannity to Vivek Ramaswamy

"Unbelievably, the corrupt Biden Department of Justice recently invited an Iranian-backed judge from Iraq to visit our nation's capitol -- isn't that nice? He couldn't have been too impressed with our capitol. It looks like sh*t."
-- Trump, at rally in West Palm Beach

"Hannibal Lecter, how great an actor was he? You know why I like him? Because he said on television, 'I love Donald Trump,' so I love him. I love him. I love him."
-- Trump at rally, though neither the fictional serial killer nor Anthony Hopkins, who portrayed him, have expressed support for the former president

"We kiss the hands of those who planned the attack."
-- Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, denying that his country was behind the surprise assault by Hamas

"Poisoning the blood of our country."
-- Trump on undocumented immigrants

"I have a much better body than him."
-- Trump, on Biden going shirtless at the beach

"We have the worst education almost in the large world, the world that people know about."
-- Trump

"We can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north. Wouldn't that be nice? If you had dampened floors, you wouldn't have forest fires."
-- Trump on California

"Crooked Joe's coffers must be loaded up with cash. I wonder how much they got paid for Rigging the Election?"
-- Trump

"There has been a moral decay in our country because too many of our leaders have traded the truth for a lie."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert