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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 07, 2023

    "I do want to especially thank President Trump. I don't think anyone should doubt his influence. He was with me from the beginning. He was all in. What he's really saying for the party and the country is we have to come together."
    -- Kevin McCarthy, on being voted Speaker

  • January 06, 2023

    "The American people -- no matter how you vote -- are sick and tired of drama. And this is nothing but drama."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, yesterday

    "I don't want to see President Trump be just third in line to President. I want to see him actually be President."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, yesterday

  • January 05, 2023

    "You know why I'm upset? Because Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, and Scott Perry...walked in Kevin McCarthy's office last night and made their own personal demands for which subcommittee chairmanship they want to have, and who they want on committees, and who they want taken off committees. And guess what? The chairman of the Freedom Caucus negotiated nothing for me. Nothing for me."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • January 04, 2022

    "...A refuge of sanity, a citadel of freedom... In captaining the ship of state, we choose to navigate the boisterous sea of liberty, rather than cower in the calm docks of despotism."
    -- Gov. Ron DeSantis, on Florida

  • January 03, 2023

    "All of us who didn't have jobs lined up will be permanently unemployed...I'm so mad and upset. We all look like domestic terrorists now... This made us unemployable, untouchable. God, I'm so f***ing mad."
    -- from Trump WH Communications Director Hope Hicks' post-Jan.6 texts

  • January 02, 2023

    "During the past year the West tried to destroy Russia. They didn't realize that in the composition of the world Russia is the load-bearing structure... Like it or not, Russia is enlarging."
    -- New Year's Eve host on Russian TV

  • January 01, 2023

    "Hey Jared! POTUS wants to trademark/own rights to below..."
    -- Trump aide Dan Scavino email, days after 2020 election, re phrase "Rigged Election!"

  • December 31, 2022

    "They clap like seals."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson on members of Congress hearing Zelensky speech

  • December 30, 2022

    "There is no invasion, and there is no such plans."
    -- Anatoly Antonov, Russian Ambassador to US, four days before invasion of Ukraine

  • December 29, 2022

    "And you have tiny testicles!"
    -- CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and Twitter responding to a random tweet