Rep. Michele Bachmann on Obama: "Has rewritten the Constitution for himself."....Sen. Rick Santorum on Obama: "Incompetence."....Former Gov. Howard Dean on Santorum: "I lose my patience with this nonsense."....Herman Cain on Obamacare: "People are not as stupid as the administration thinks they are."....Sen. Harry Reid on D.C. circuit court judge Janice Rogers Brown: "Thinks there's a communist behind every bush."....Rush Limbaugh on Pope Francis: "Doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to capitalism and socialism and so forth."....Eighty thousand petitioners on Seth McFarlane and Fox Broadcasting: "They killed America's dog!"....

John Bolton on Iran deal: "An abject surrender...An Israeli military strike is the only way to avoid Tehran's otherwise inevitable march to nuclear weapons."....Netanyahu: "An historic mistake....Has made the world a much more dangerous place."....Ari Fleischer: "You can't spell abandonment without OBAMA."....Charles Krauthammer: "The worst deal since Munich."....Michelle Malkin on Education Secretary Arne Duncan: "A textbook liberal racist...A bully, an elitist and a foot-in-mouth fool all rolled into one."....Pope Francis on unfettered capitalism: "A new tyranny."....

Sen. David Vitter on Senate rule change: "Scary and dictatorial."....Rand Paul on Harry Reid: "He's become the dictator of the Senate."....Americans for Ltd. Goverment's Rick Manning: "[The Senate was] murdered by Harry Reid."....Glenn Beck: "The Republic is being undermined."....RNC chairman Reince Priebus on Dems: "We will tattoo 'Obamacare' on each of their foreheads."....Martin Bashir on Sarah Palin: "A world class idiot."....Baseball writer Peter Gammons on A-Rod: "He wants to blow up the world. You know, he's like the marathon bombers."....

TruNews radio host David Conn on Obama: "[Embodies] the re-emergence of the Jones Cult mentality on a grand national level."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Playing dictator."....Suzanne Somers on Obamacare: "A greater Ponzi scheme than that pulled off by Bernie Madoff."....British Stonewall Awards on Pat Robertson: "Bigot of the year."....Ta-Nehisi Coates on WaPo columnist: "Horse-shit is the content in which Richard Cohen has, for all these years, wallowed."....Russel Brand on elections: "Every four years we get to choose what color tie the liar who leads us wears."....Mariah Carey on American Idol: "It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan."....Jonah Goldberg on the 'beclowning of the president': I wake up in the morning and rush to find my just-delivered newspaper with a joyful expectation of worsening news so intense, I feel like Morgan Freeman should be narrating my trek to the front lawn."....

Sen. Ron Johnson: "Across the board, in so many instances, this is pretty much a lawless administration."....Mitt Romney on Obama: "Fundamental dishonesty."....American Life League VP Jim Sedlak on Obama administration: "Doing the work of Satan."....David Denby on Ted Cruz: "Playing the joker in a seemingly nihilistic charade whose actual intent is a rational grab for power."....NYC city councilman Charles Barron on Thomas Jefferson: "A slaveholding pedophile."....Zabihullah Mujahid of the Islamic Emirate on The Daily Beast: "Pursues a malicious intelligence agenda and is run by famous intelligence agents."....Rush Limbaugh on Dems: "They have doomed this country with their stupidity."....Jackie Mason on Obama: "He was always lying every day of his life."....Patton Oswalt on NYC: "It turns your skull into a cage, your brain into a rat, and the city is just a stick poking the rat all day."....