Jon Stewart on Congress: "The Justin Bieber of our government."....NY Post film critic Kyle Smith on Golden Globes: "Too much estrogen."....Ronan Farrow on Woody Allen award: "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age seven before or after Annie Hall?"....Harvey Weinstein on his intended movie about the NRA: "They're going to wish they weren't alive after I'm done with them."....Ted Nugent: "Joseph Goebbels and Saul Alinsky [are] alive in the form of a fat punk named Harvey Weinstein, and as he tries to destroy the NRA it will backfire on him."....

Bill O'Reilly on smoking pot: "It's literally Russian roulette."....Roger Ailes on Bill O'Reilly: "A book salesman with a TV show."....former Defense Sec. Gates on Biden: "Wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades."....Sen. John McCain on Dennis Rodman: "An idiot."....Fox News host Bob Beckel on Iranians: "Of course their kids are gonna pay attention, because if they don't they are gonna take them in the backyard and feed them to the dogs."....Pope Francis on capitalism: "A new tyranny."....Noam Chomsky on not extending unemployment benefits: "The refusal to provide very minimal standards to people who are caught in this monstrosity -- that's pure savagery."....

Joe Scarborough on pot: "Just makes you dumb."....Nick Gillespie on NYC Mayor De Blasio: "Nuttier than a squirrel's turd."....Bill O'Reilly on NYT Benghazi story: "Pure bull...An amazing lapse in reportage."....Former Viking punter Chris Kluwe: "Being blackballed in the NFL is a very real thing...We'd rather have felons and racists and abusers than someone speaking out on issues."....Marine Gen. Michael Lehnert on Gitmo: "Validates every negative perception of the United States."....Matt Taibbi on Sarah Palin's War on Christmas book: "One of the funniest things ever written."....

Rep. Steve Stockman: "Obama's job-killing, freedom-stealing socialism makes me sick to my stomach."....Rep. Trey Gowdy on NY Times: "It only took 15 months for them to figure out how to spell Benghazi."....Erick Erickson on Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Abortion Barbie."....Sarah Palin on MSNBC: "You really need a conscience, yellow journalists. May your 2014 New Year's Resolution be to find one."....

Korean Central News Agency on Jang Song Thaek: "Despicable human scum...Worse than a dog."....McCain on Obama-Castro handshake: "Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler."....Rush Limbaugh: "This is not news. They want it to be news. They'd do anything to distract everybody from Obamacare."....Richard Cohen on Obamacare rollout: "The Edsel of our times."....Rep. Steve Stockman on Sen. John Cornyn: "Absolutely will smear and attack me, and lie to you about me...I'm sick and tired of being bayoneted in the back by someone in my own foxhole."....Trump on Martin Bashir: "You're a total loser. You're fired!"....Aisha Tyler on Kanye West: "The straight, black Liberace."....Jenna Bush on her family's WH dog: "Barney was a real jerk."....