Gingrich on Romney: "Pious baloney."....DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse on Romney: "Truth challenged."....Carl Paladino on Romney: "A plastic tool of the Republican establishment."....David Axelrod on Romney: "Taking two positions on every issue, one on the left and one on the far right, doesn't make you a centrist. It makes you a charlatan."....Perry on Romney: "There is something inherently wrong when getting rich off failure and sticking it to someone else is how you do your business."....Chris Matthews on Romney: "I have no idea what he believes. He's dog-trained himself to say certain things."....Romney on Huntsman: "The person who should represent our party running against President Obama is not someone who called him a remarkable leader and went to be his ambassador in China."....Huntsman on Romney: "This nation is divided because of attitudes like that."....Michelle Malkin: "We need GOP debate sponsored by Viagra to cure collective impotence of the non-Romneys."....

Newt Gingrich: "Romney would buy the election if he could."....Rick Santorum on Ron Paul: "Disgusting."....Joe Scarborough on Gingrich: "Not fit to be the president of the United States."....Michele Bachmann on Planned Parenthood: "They want to become the Lenscrafters of big abortion."....Donald Trump: "We have the Manchurian Candidate as our president."....Gingrich on opponents: "Nastier and more dishonest than I expected."....Iowa Gov. Terry Brandstad on Huntsman: "He's an asterisk, and he's never going to get beyond that."....NH Union Leader publisher Joseph W. McQuaid on Ron Paul: "A dangerous man...Has been consistently spouting...nonsense."....Gingrich on Republican Establishment: "Anti-intellectual and anti-change...They're for winning as long as it's meaningless."....Mark Steyn on Ron Paul: "Sheer stupid half-witted parochialism."....Gingrich: "I feel Romney-boated."....

Romney on Gingrich: "Lucille Ball at the chocolate factory."....Romney press secretary Andrea Saul on Gingrich: "A desperate candidate...An unreliable leader...An unreliable conservative."....Rep. Peter King on Gingrich: "Erratic...Self-centered...He'd be a terrible nominee."....Gingrich on Ron Paul: "Systemic avoidance of reality."....Ron Paul ad on Romney: "Serial flip-flopper."....Gingrich on Romney: "Moderate."....

Romney on Obama: "Is going to put free enterprise on trial."....Paul Krugman on Romney: "Seems confident that he will pay no price for making stuff up."....Biden on Romney: "Appears satisfied to settle for an economy in which fewer people succeed."....Romney on Biden: "Chutzpah...Delusion...Fantasyland."....Gingrich on Reid and Obama: "It's disheartening seeing them turn us into a Third World country."....Bachmann on Obama: "Acting like we're a Banana Republic."....NRA chief lobbyist Chris Cox on Obama: "Imposing his anti-freedom values on the American people."....Hugo Chavez on Obama: "A clown."....McCain on Obama: "Using [withdrawal from Iraq] as part of the propaganda for his re-election."....Gingrich on Ron Paul: "The key to his volunteer base is people who want to legalize drugs."....Ad by pro-Romney Super PAC: "Newt has more baggage than the airlines."....John Cassidy on Gingrich's opponents: "Clubbing him like a baby seal."....Erick Erickson: "The Republican Party has gone insane."....Pat Robertson on SNL Tebow sketch: "Anti-Christian bigotry."....Ted Rall on editorial cartoonists: "We suck."....

Judge James Zagel on rejected Blagojevich appeal: "Harebrained."....Vladimir Putin on US foreign policy: "America doesn't need allies, it only needs vassals."....National Review on Gingrich: "Again and again he put his own interests above those of the causes he championed in public."....David Brooks on Gingrich: "Has every negative character trait that conservatives associate with '60s excess: narcissism, self-righteousness, self-indulgence and intemperance."....Romney on Gingrich: "An extraordinarily unreliable leader."....Joe Klein on Gingrich: "Dangerous nonsense passed off as considered thought."....Charles Krauthammer on Gingrich: "Has a self-regard so immense that it rivals Obama's -- but, unlike Obama's, is untamed by self-discipline."....Breitbart on Beck: "A coward...A huckster."....Barbara Walters: "The day after someone else is elected, Donald Trump is still going to be saying he's the candidate."....Rep. John Dingell in his annual "Winter Wonderland" jingle: "House bells ring, are you listening / On the floor a job plan's missing / A terrible sight / A horrible blight / Washington is stuck in never land."....