Michele Malkin on Herman Cain: "Makes Rick Perry look like a Mensa president."....Michelle Goldberg on Cain: "Has staked out new frontiers of boorishness."....John Podhoretz on Perry: "Has a sense of humor about being completely unfit to be president."....Alex Pareene on Gingrich: "A transparent bullshit artist."....Leslie Bennetts on Gingrich: "A mind-bogglingly self-destructive blowhard."....Bachmann campaign manager Keith Nahigian on CBS' John Dickerson: "A pice of sh**. He is a fraud and should be fired."....Frank Miller on OWS: "Nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness."....

Herman Cain on Pelosi: "Princess Nancy."....Michele Bachmann on Obama: "Continues to go to General Axelrod in Chicago to look for his orders."....Romney on Dems: "Think that when a corporation is profitable that's a bad thing."....French President Nicolas Sarkozy to British PM David Cameron: "You have lost a good opportunity to shut up."....Sarkozy on Netanyahu: "A liar."....Reagan budget director David Stockman on GOP: "Has totally abdicated its job...They're on an anti-tax jihad."....Joe Klein on Perry: "A minor league ballplayer flailing in the majors."....Andrew Sullivan on Perry: "An extra in The Walking Dead. But less articulate."....

Matt Taibbi on Rick Perry: "Brings shallow to a new level...He could be the Adolf Hitler of shallow."....Paul Begala on Perry: "Looks like a guy at an office party doing a bad impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of Bush."....George Will on Obama: "A floundering naif."....Herman Cain on Obama: "I do not believe he represents American values."....Dana Milbank: "If Herman Cain were found to be a serial killer, his supporters would take this, too, as reassuring evidence that he is not just another career politician."....Eugene Robinson on Cain: "So many reasons to oppose this loopy candidacy, so little time."....Senior WH adviser David Plouffe on Romney: "If he thought it was good to say the sky was green and the grass was blue to win an election, he'd say it."....Newt Gingrich on Obama Mideast strategy: "A total grotesque failure."....Katrina vanden Heuvel on Congress: "It hasn't hit bottom yet -- there's still nine percent of the public that approves of the job the legislators are doing."....Pete Townsend on iTunes: "A digital vampire."....

James Taranto on Zuccotti Park: "The People's Republic of Obamaville."....Tea Party Patriots on OWS: "Lawbreaking troublemakers...trying to tear down the foundations of the greatest nation on earth."....Santorum on Perry: "Doesn't have what it takes to lead the American people."....Perry on Romney: "He says...'I need to say whatever I need to say for whatever office I'm running for.'"....Joe Scarborough on Herman Cain: "A glorified book tour...Making this up as he goes along."....Martin Bashir on Cain ads: "Weird and weirder."....Al Sharpton on GOP candidates: "There's something in the water that they're drinking."....Christine O'Donnell: "Right now a lawn gnome can beat Obama."....

Keith Olbermann on Fox News: "A political whorehouse."....Romney on U.S. leaving Iraq: "An astonishing failure."....Lindsey Graham: "A failure...Fumbled the ball inside of the ten."....McCain: "A serious mistake."....Rep. Dana Rohrabacher on McCain: "Gets carried away by his own military bravado."....Steve Kornacki on Rick Perry: "He's just not good at running for president."....Lawrence O'Donnell on Herman Cain 9-9-9 plan: "The most lavish giveaway to the rich that has ever been proposed by a presidential frontrunner."....Rep. Paul Ryan on Obama: "Preying on emotions of fear, resentment and anger."....Michele Bachmann on the U.S.: "Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done."....Eliot Spitzer on neocons: "The pillars of their worldview -- lower taxes and less regulation -- have failed the test that matters: reality."....Dan Lyons on Yahoo!: "The Paris Hilton of tech companies -- a ditzy, dopy outfit that remains enormously popular."....