"A legitimate guy."
-- Mob underboss Sammy the Bull, on Trump

"Thank you to Sammy the Bull. I hope Judges Engoron & Kaplan see this. We need fairness, strength and honesty in our New York Courts. We don't have it now!"
-- Trump, on Truth Social

"I think he's praying. But if he is sleeping, y'know, he certainly looks pretty while he sleeps."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert on eyes-closed Trump in courtroom

"Just be prepared. There's gonna be a lot of women coming forward."
-- Trump, to Michael Cohen, just prior to announcing his first run for president

"President Trump, when he was in office, he underwent testing for his cognitive dissonance."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert

"If Biden wins, you're going to have a stock market collapse the likes of which you've never had."
-- Trump in 2020, 3 1/2 years before the Dow closed at over 40,000 for the first time

"We're, like, the party of fertilization because we are for the women."
-- Trump, speaking about abortion

"If you, on the money, if you need the money, I mean, you could get the money fairly easily."
-- Richard Nixon, on paying hush money, 1973

"So what do we got to pay for this? 150?...Pay with cash."
-- Donald Trump, on paying hush money, 2015

"There was no crime. Everyone's saying there was no crime."
-- Trump, at courthouse

"There's no crime here."
-- House Speaker Mike Johnson, at courthouse

"The late great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man."
-- Trump, at rally

"Jimmy Connors."
-- Trump, referencing Jimmy Carter

"If you take a look at President Xi of China, talking about Beijing -- now they've got ships circling, they have planes -- they're never doing anything."
-- Trump, confusing Beijing with Taiwan

"I say what the people decide, and whatever it is, it's within the state and what the people decide, and it's working out."
-- Trump, on abortion