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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 18, 2023

    "I have a castle. At some point, maybe in my very old age, I'll go there and do the most beautiful thing you've ever seen."
    -- Trump to judge, who asked about his holdings in Aberdeen

  • November 17, 2023

    "President Xi of China, he's like a piece of steel. Strong. Smart. There's nobody in Hollywood who could play the role."
    -- Trump

  • November 16, 2023

    "We published a piece that [Trump] really hated, in which the author Marie Brenner wrote that she had noticed that on his desk he had Hitler's speeches. And he went ballistic. And in fact, at a benefit six months later he passed behind Marie Brenner at the dinner party and he emptied white wine down the back of her dress. And that in a sense was a little flash of the Trump we know today."
    -- former Vanity Fair editor Tina Brown in 2017 interview

  • November 15, 2023

    "On Day One, instantly fire 50% of federal bureaucrats. Here's how: if your SSN ends in an odd number, you're fired. That downsizes the government by half."
    -- Vivek Ramaswamy

  • November 14, 2023

    "Their entire existence will be crushed when President Trump returns to the White House."
    -- Trump spokesman Stephen Cheung, on critics comparing Trump to Hitler and Mussolini because of his "vermin" speech

  • November 13, 2023

    "I'm a very proud election denier."
    -- Trump

  • November 12, 2023

    "In honor of our great Veterans on Veterans Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our Country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American Dream."
    -- Trump

  • November 11, 2023

    "The radicals are the Democrats, because they kill babies in their eighth and ninth month, and they'll kill babies after birth."
    -- Trump

  • November 10, 2023

    "Al Capone, who was a notorious killer, had one indictment, and Donald Trump has four indictments. That would tell you something right there."
    -- Ben Carson

  • November 09, 2023

    "You're just scum."
    -- Nikki Haley on Vivek Ramaswamy during GOP debate

    "Aren't we all fed up with the Deep State bullsh*t? End the bullsh*t! We want Trump, the Magadore, to kill that goddamn bull!"
    -- Roseanne Barr at Trump rally