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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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January 08, 2024
"The 'J6 hostages' I call them. Nobody has ever been treated ever in history so badly as those people."
-- Trump on the over 800 individuals who either plead guilty to or were convicted of committing crimes on January 6, 2021"Happy Fake Insurrection Day!"
-- Donald Trump Jr., on the third anniversary -
January 07, 2024
"They're the Antichrist of all products."
-- Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo, on Covid-19 vaccines -
January 06, 2024
"Imagine the most traumatic event in your life, that reaches the level of attention that January 6 garnered -- I mean, it was an international story -- and spending three years trying to convince people it actually f***ing happened."
-- police officer Michael Fanone, who suffered a heart attack and traumatic brain injury during the attack on the Capitol -
January 05, 2024
"The president is elected by the entire nation and it should be the entire nation who determines who they want for president, whether they are guilty of insurrection or not. It's up to the people."
-- Trump attorney Christina Bobb -
January 04, 2024
"In actuality, there is no evidence Joe Biden won."
-- Trump's legal team, on 2020 election -
January 03, 2024
"I'm going to continue to tell you my truth, and the truth that I have always told the truth, even when I was in the administration."
-- Nikki Haley -
January 02, 2024
"I think that if we find these kinds of people in Burundi, it is better to take them to a stadium and stone them. That's what they deserve."
-- President Evariste Mdayishimiye, on gay people, in a country where gay sex has been illegal since 2009 -
January 01, 2024
"We are witnessing, in real time, the attempted theft of an election and the disenfranchisement of the American voter."
-- Trump spokesman Steven Cheung -
December 31, 2023
"I'm entitled to immunity. I wasn't campaigning. The campaign was totally over. It was a rigged election. There's tremendous proof of it. Everyone knows it... Even if I was campaigning, by the way, I'd be entitled [to immunity]."
-- Trump, re January 6th -
December 30, 2023
"I think if you had a real election and Jesus came down and God came down and said, 'I'm going to be the scorekeeper here,' I think we'd win [in California], I think we'd win in Illinois, and I think we'd win in New York."
-- Trump