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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 31, 2024

    "Kamala can't have my guns, she can't have my gasoline engine, and she sure as heck can't have my steaks and cheeseburgers."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

    "She doesn't like Jewish people."
    -- Trump

  • July 30, 2024

    "I hated that people might think I was getting ahead by sleeping my way to the top."
    -- Megyn Kelly, 2016

    "She actually did sleep her way into and upwards in California politics."
    -- Megyn Kelly, on Kamala Harris

  • July 29, 2024

    "Christians, get out and vote. Just this time, you won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians...We'll have it fixed so good you're not gonna have to vote."
    -- Trump

  • July 28, 2024

    "You see the obsessive, weird almost humiliating aggressive posture of our media and you wonder how could these people be so miserable and unhappy. Well, the answer is because they don't have any kids."
    -- J.D. Vance

    "What you find consistently is that many of the most unhappy and most miserable and most angry people in our media are childless adults."
    -- J.D. Vance

  • July 27, 2024

    "Look what the n*****s did!"
    -- Donald Trump, after his car was damaged outside his parents' home in the early 1970s, according to his nephew

  • July 26, 2024

    "Lyin' Kamala is also a total radical on a word called imboten -- you know this right? -- a word called, what? Abortion."
    -- Trump

  • July 25, 2024

    "The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the party that wins this election."
    -- Nikki Haley, last January

  • July 24, 2024

    "If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world."
    -- King George III, upon learning that George Washington intended to voluntarily give up office

  • July 23, 2024

    "I'm afraid if we lose this one, it's going to take a civil war to save the country."
    -- Ohio state senator George Lang, speaking at J.D. Vance rally

    "Was there a stand-down order, Ms. Cheatle? Was there a conspiracy to kill President Trump?"
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, yelling at Secret Service director at congressional hearing

     

  • July 22, 2024

    "Kamala -- I call her 'Laughing Kamala.' Have you ever watched her laugh? She's crazy. You can tell a lot by a laugh. She's nuts."
    -- Trump on Harris

    "She's crazy as a bedbug."
    -- Trump on Pelosi