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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 25, 2024

    "We have to find a new Speaker of the House."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • March 24, 2024

    "Remember when [Trump] said 'inject bleach'? I think he must have done it."
    -- Biden

  • March 23, 2024

    "She should go to Jail along with the rest of the Unselect Committee!"
    -- Trump on Liz Cheney

    "You're trying to halt your 1/6 trial because your VP, WH counsel, WH aides, campaign & DOJ officials etc will testify against you. You're afraid of the truth and you should be."
    -- Cheney

  • March 22, 2024

    "Keep your filthy hands off Trump Tower!"
    -- Trump to NY Attorney General Letitia James, in fundraising letter

  • March 21, 2024

    "The Democrat party hates Israel. Any Jewish person that votes for Democrats hates their religion. They hate everything about Israel, and they should be ashamed of themselves because Israel will be destroyed."
    -- Trump

  • March 20, 2024

    "Joe Biden won against Barack Hussein Obama. Has anyone ever heard of him? Barack Hussein Obaba [sic]."
    -- Trump, to confused rallygoers last weekend

  • March 19, 2024

    "We had the Rolling Stones song, which we liked...'You can't always get what you want.' It's a good song but it made no sense...I'd say, 'No, they're talking about the Democrats! The Democrats can't get what they want!'"
    -- Trump on his rally music, ignoring the second part of the lyric, "but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need"

  • March 18, 2024

    "Ladies and gentlemen: Please rise for the horribly and unfairly treated January 6th hostages."
    -- announcer, before Trump rallies

  • March 17, 2024

    "If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath...for the country."
    -- Trump

  • March 16, 2024

    "There's not a person in politics that doesn't want it, and that includes Democrats. If I wanted I'd have a Democrat, I'd have a liberal, I'd have anybody I want."
    -- Trump, on his search for a VP