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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 03, 2024

    "I'm going to continue to tell you my truth, and the truth that I have always told the truth, even when I was in the administration."
    -- Nikki Haley

  • January 02, 2024

    "I think that if we find these kinds of people in Burundi, it is better to take them to a stadium and stone them. That's what they deserve."
    -- President Evariste Mdayishimiye, on gay people, in a country where gay sex has been illegal since 2009

  • January 01, 2024

    "We are witnessing, in real time, the attempted theft of an election and the disenfranchisement of the American voter."
    -- Trump spokesman Steven Cheung

  • December 31, 2023

    "I'm entitled to immunity. I wasn't campaigning. The campaign was totally over. It was a rigged election. There's tremendous proof of it. Everyone knows it... Even if I was campaigning, by the way, I'd be entitled [to immunity]."
    -- Trump, re January 6th

  • December 30, 2023

    "I think if you had a real election and Jesus came down and God came down and said, 'I'm going to be the scorekeeper here,' I think we'd win [in California], I think we'd win in Illinois, and I think we'd win in New York."
    -- Trump

  • December 29, 2023

    "I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how government was going to run, the freedoms and what people couldn't do... I think it always comes down to the role of government."
    -- Nikki Haley, asked what caused the Civil War

    "It was about slavery."
    -- Biden

  • December 28, 2023

    27
    -- number of bills passed by Congress in 2023

    906
    -- number of bills passed by the 80th Congress, dubbed by Truman the "Do Nothing Congress"

  • December 27, 2023

    "You're going to have a crash the likes of which you haven't seen because of what they are doing. It's going to be scary... The stockmarket is good because they think Trump is going to win the election. Whatever good they have right now is...coming off the fumes of what we left them."
    -- Trump, on the economy

  • December 26, 2023

    "Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden's ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith...[and World Leaders], both good and bad, none of which are as evil and 'sick' as the THUGS we have inside our Country who... are looking to destroy our once great USA. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
    -- Trump social media post

  • December 25, 2023

    "We all want Daddy Trump back."
    -- pro golfer John Daly