"I have more complaints on grocery. The word 'grocery,' it's sort of a simple word. But it sort of means, like, everything you eat. The stomach is speaking, it always does."
-- Trump, speaking to Detroit Economic Club

"I'm basically a truthful person."
-- Trump to podcast host, who burst out laughing

"We won. We won. We did win."
-- Trump on 2020, last week

"A dirtbag of the internet."
-- a self-description from Chase Herro, co-founder of World Liberty Financial, the Trump family's new cryptocurrency venture

"A visionary."
-- about Barron Trump, from WLF's promotional materials

"If God came down from on high and said, 'I'm going to be your vote tabulator for this election,' I would leave this podium right now, because I wouldn't have to dispute. We wouldn't have a problem."
-- Trump

"We have plenty of votes. Stop the Steal!"
-- Trump

"To be a man and then vote for a woman just because she's a woman is either childish -- that person has mommy issues -- or they are just trying to be accepted by other women. And I heard this scientist say the other day, when a man votes for a woman he actually transitions into a woman."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters

"Forty trillion gallons of rain fell in total, the equivalent of one-third of the total volume of Lake Erie, enough to cover the entire state of Massachusetts in 23 feet of water."
-- informed estimate of Hurricane Helene's impact on the Southeast

"[Thieves are] walking out of stores with air conditioners and refrigerators on their backs... If you had one really violent day...one rough hour. And I mean real rough, the word will get out and it will end immediately. End immediately. You know, it will end immediately."
-- Trump, on how to end urban shoplifting

"We won. We did win. It was a rigged election. That's why I'm doing it again. If I thought I lost I would not be doing this again."
-- Trump, on 2020

"I never supported a national ban."
-- Vance, on abortion, during debate

"I certainly would like abortion to be illegal nationally."
-- Vance, 2022

Walz:
"[Trump] is still saying he didn't lose the election. Did he lose the 2020 election?"

Vance:
"Tim, I'm focused on the future..."

Walz:
"That is a damning non-answer."