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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 19, 2013

    "People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual."
    -- Kanye West

  • November 18, 2013

    "A positive role model for kids who are down and out."
    -- Toronto mayor Rob Ford, on himself

  • November 14, 2013

    "The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and years of bullying and taunting. The Republican Party is Jonathan Martin. The Democrat Party and the media are Richie Incognito."
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • November 14, 2013

    "I never drink water. Dick Cheney tortures people with it, which gives it an awkward taste."
    -- Grover Norquist

  • November 13, 2013

    "They're coming after your doughnuts!"
    -- Sen. Rand Paul, on the FDA banning trans fats

  • November 12, 2013

    "People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York -- a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children."
    -- Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, forgetting that 87% of Americans approve of marriage between whites and non-whites

  • November 11, 2013

    "In the words of the late Morris K. Udall, as far as my presidential ambitions are concerned, ‘The people have spoken — the bastards.’”
    -- Sen. John McCain

  • November 07, 2013

     "Nowadays we're ostracized. [The way people treat us] is no different than the way people used to treat African Americans years ago."
    -- Bradley Jenkins, Grand Imperial Wizard of the United Klans of America

  • November 06, 2013

    "Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine...Probably in one of my drunken stupors...I don't even remember."
    -- Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

  • November 05, 2013

    "Pretty soon things are going to get so bad that we're just going to ignore the feds and live our own lives in our own states."
    -- Ron Paul