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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 02, 2013

    "I look at how easily people are made to follow and made to believe things, and lied to, and act like sheep. There's a professor...a liberal professor named Noel Ignatiev, and he is actually teaching -- and I am not making this up -- he is actually teaching and telling white male students to commit suicide to benefit society. 'The key to solving the social problems of our age it to abolish the white race.'"
    -- Rush Limbaugh, falling for a satirical online post

  • November 30, 2013

    "These bins are for Wal-Mart employees to donate [food] to other employees. And where can Wal-Mart's low-wage workers find cheap food to donate? Wal-Mart. Anyone can afford food there... except people who work at Wal-Mart."
    -- Stephen Colbert

  • November 28, 2013

    "I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg."
    -- NFL linebacker Channing Crowder on his 82 games with the Miami Dolphins

  • November 27, 2013

    "I am thankful this week when I remember that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!"
    -- Dinesh D'Souza tweet

  • November 27, 2013

    "I'm looking forward to President Rubio stacking the courts."
    -- Sen. Mitch McConnell's spokesman, on the recent filibuster rule change in the Senate

  • November 25, 2013

    "What I keep coming back to in all of this is, unlike other issues -- Katrina or the Iraq War -- this is something that touches so many people's lives across the country, and you don't know whether the president is going to be able to successfully dodge it."
    -- Fox News' Martha McCallum on Obamacare

  • November 24, 2013

    "Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care."
    -- Sen. John Cornyn tweet re Iran deal

  • November 22, 2013

    "Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by Democrats. Every one."
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • November 21, 2013

    "One day I do want to run for prime minister."
    -- Toronto mayor Rob Ford

  • November 20, 2013

    "I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We've brought in thousands of Muslims -- I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they're not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on welfare. Nobody can answer that question. I can't get any answers to that question."
    -- Phyllis Schlafly