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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 02, 2015

    "You don’t tell me how to raise my kids to avoid reviving a horrific illness that hasn’t been seen on our shores since our grandparents were children, and I won’t tell you how to raise yours. Look, I’ve done the research on these issues, I’ve read the statistics, and I’ve carefully considered the costs and benefits, and there’s simply no question in my mind that inciting a nationwide health emergency by unleashing a disease that can kill 20 percent or more of its victims is the right one for my child."
    -- from satirical Onion piece, "I Don't Vaccinate My Child Because It's My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back"

  • February 01, 2015

    "I'm no theologian, but I suspect that Jesus would tell that God-fearing, red-blooded American sniper [Chris Kyle], 'Well done, thou good and faithful servant, for dispatching another Godless jihadist to the lake of fire.'"
    -- Fox radio host Todd Starnes

  • January 30, 2015

    "Get out of here, you low-life scum."
    -- Sen. John McCain to protesters interrupting Senate Armed Services Committee hearing by calling for Henry Kissinger's arrest for war crimes

  • January 28, 2015

    "Please stop using our music in any way...We literally hate you!"
    -- Drop Kick Murphys to Gov. Scott Walker

  • January 26, 2015

    "The good news is that there are more tools now than there were in the previous Congress."
    -- Sen. Lisa Murkowski

  • January 24, 2015

    "Of course. When you have a servant's heart, when you know there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested."
    -- Sarah Palin, asked if she is interested in running for president in 2016

  • January 22, 2015

    "The imbalance of far more women than men at colleges has been a factor in the various sex scandals that have made news in the last couple of years. So, what's the solution? One solution might be to impose the duty on admissions officers to arbitrarily admit only half women and half men."
    -- Phyllis Schlafly

  • January 21, 2015

    "Would it kill Republicans to crack a joke? I actually think for some Republicans it might. You know -- lighten up a little...So many Republicans run a Soviet-style campaign."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz, speaking at SC Tea Party Coalition Convention

  • January 20, 2015

    "My mind is like a volcano. It's constantly spewing. I am amazed by my own endless creativity. I don't mean that to be egotistical."
    -- Geraldo Rivera

  • January 18, 2015

    "You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others."
    -- Pope Francis