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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 15, 2014

    "I haven't seen anything like that in quite a while. They were really going at it."
    -- Donald Trump, on NFL draft pick Michael Sam and his boyfriend kissing

  • May 14, 2014

    "I don't know why the girl had me say those things."
    -- Donald Sterling on V. Stiviano

  • May 13, 2014

    "I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it."
    -- Sen. Marco Rubio, to George Stephanopoulos

    "I do."
    -- Rubio, when asked if he thinks he is ready for the presidency 

  • May 12, 2014

    "Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don't think so...He's great. But I don't think he's a good example for the children of Los Angeles."
    -- Donald Sterling on Magic Johnson

  • May 09, 2014

    "A mass exodus from government schools is the only way to preserve the souls and minds of children."
    -- columnist Cal Thomas

  • May 08, 2014

    "President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report...I hope they ask him about Benghazi."
    -- Fox News host Dana Perino

  • May 07, 2014

    "I will sell them in the market."
    -- Boko Haram leader Abubaker Shekau on 223 Nigerian girls kidnapped by his group

  • May 06, 2014

    "Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for 'train rides' for Jews in the 40s."
    -- TN State Sen. Stacey Campfield

  • May 04, 2014

    "The Oracle chief [Larry Ellison] has had basketball courts on at least two of his yachts, said Tom Ehman, who handles America's Cup matters for Mr. Ellison. He said Mr. Ellison liked to relax by shooting hoops on these courts, and has had someone in a powerboat following the yacht to retrieve balls that go overboard."
    -- Wall Street Journal, 5/3/14

  • May 02, 2014

    "Look, I thought I could have won last time. I'm convinced."
    -- Rick Santorum, on 2012