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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 07, 2016

    "I'm a Bush. Great. Doesn't bother me a bit."
    -- Jeb Bush

  • February 06, 2016

    "An attack on one faith is an attack on all faiths... We have to reject a politics that seeks to manipulate prejudice or bias, and targets people because of religion."
    -- President Obama, visiting a Baltimore mosque

    "Always pitting people against each other... Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque... It's this constant pitting people against each other than I can't stand."
    -- Sen. Marco Rubio

    "Maybe he feels comfortable there."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 05, 2016

    "Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."
    -- Trump tweets

    "I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?
    -- Trump, the next day

  • February 04, 2016

    "I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."
    -- Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton

  • February 03, 2016

    "There may be someone with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won't be so much 'cause the courts agree with us too."
    -- Donald Trump at a Iowa rally on Monday

  • February 02, 2016

    "[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 01, 2016

    "Ted Cruz is a total liar... He's a nasty guy. Nobody likes him."
    -- Donald Trump

  • January 31, 2016

    "Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy."
    -- Ben Carson

  • January 29, 2016

    "Unlike the other woman candidate in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband."
    -- Carly Fiorina

  • January 28, 2016

    "I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct."
    -- Donald Trump