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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 17, 2016

    From Harper's Index:

    Number of refugees arrested in the United States on terrorism-related charges since 2001: 10

    Number of natural-born U.S. citizens: 320

    Number of people killed by political or religious extremists on U.S. soil since Spetember 11, 2001: 93

    Percentage of these deaths attributable to far-right-wing political extremism: 52

  • February 16, 2016

    "The greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time."
    -- Kanye West on himself

  • February 15, 2016

    "We're gonna have businesses that used to be in New Hampshire that are now in Mexico come back to New Hampshire, and you can tell them to go f*** themselves, because they let you down, and they left."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 14, 2016

    "Trudeau is a jerk. A total loser. A pathetic moron. A third-rate talent."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 13, 2016

    Donald Trump, asked how he would deal with North Korea and Kim Jong Un:

    "I would get China to make that guy disappear in one form or another very quickly."

    CBS This Morning correspondent: "How do you make him disappear? Assassinate him?"

    Trump: "No -- well -- you know I've heard of worse things, frankly. I mean this guy's a bad dude."

  • February 12, 2016

    "You see these terrorists that are flying planes into buildings, right? You see our cities getting shot up in California. You see Paris getting shot up. And then somebody complains when a terrorist gets waterboarded, which quite frankly is no different than what happens on college campuses and frat houses every day."
    -- Eric Trump

  • February 11, 2016

    "Now, listen, in this country I'm the son of a billionaire. I can't even have an opinion anymore. I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist."
    -- Donald Trump, Jr.

  • February 10, 2016

    "Trump arrived onstage, to the Beatles' 'Revolution.'"
    -- from report on NH victory rally

  • February 09, 2016

    "Under the definition of torture, [waterboarding] is not. Under the law, torture is excruciating pain that is equivalent to losing organs or systems."
    -- Ted Cruz

    "I would bring back waterboarding, and I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 08, 2016

    "With Congress you have to get everybody in a room. You have to get them to agree with what you want. You have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, and get the deal done. But it's got to be that deal that you want."
    -- Donald Trump