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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 02, 2016

    "[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 01, 2016

    "Ted Cruz is a total liar... He's a nasty guy. Nobody likes him."
    -- Donald Trump

  • January 31, 2016

    "Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy."
    -- Ben Carson

  • January 29, 2016

    "Unlike the other woman candidate in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband."
    -- Carly Fiorina

  • January 28, 2016

    "I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct."
    -- Donald Trump

  • January 27, 2016

    "[Trump saying he can work with Democrats is] a red flag to a lot of people. They don't want to work with Democrats. They don't want anybody working with them. They want people who are gonna smoke 'em. They want people who are gonna cream 'em. They want people who are gonna drive them into the ground and bury them, then hammer the political nails one after another and end this. Not 'work with them.'"
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • January 26, 2016

    "I would bomb the s*** out of them."
    -- Donald Trump on ISIS

    "We will carpet bomb them into oblivion...I don't know if sand can glow in the dark, but we're going to find out."
    -- Ted Cruz

    "Zilch."
    -- Richard Nixon, on the result of the U.S.'s massive bombing campaign in Vietnam, estimated to have killed over 100,000 civilians

  • January 25, 2016

    "The work of Satan."
    -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric, Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz al-Sheikh, on chess

  • January 24, 2016

    "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters. It's, like, incredible."
    -- Donald Trump

  • January 23, 2016

    "You know who one of those millions of Americans is who's lost their health care because of Obamacare? That would be me. I don't have health care right now... When you let your health insurance policy lapse, your wife gets really ticked at you. It's not a good -- I've had, shall we say, some intense conversations with Heidi on that."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz