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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 05, 2016

    "They're allowed to chop off heads, and we can't waterboard...I like [waterboarding] a lot. I don't think it's tough enough...We're going to have to do things that are unthinkable almost."
    -- Donald Trump

  • July 01, 2016

    "If I decide to run for office I'll produce my tax returns. I would love to do that."
    -- Donald Trump, 2014

  • June 30, 2016

    "I would tell him to find someone who understands who the boss will be, someone who is not running too, someone who he could serve with [and] wouldn't need a food taste-tester around him, you know? You know what I mean?..."
    -- Sarah Palin's advice for Donald Trump in choosing a running mate

  • June 29, 2016

    "Just a continuing rape of our country."
    -- Donald Trump on the 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership

  • June 28, 2016

    "Our phones are ringing off the hook. Our social media is going nuts. We are definitely riding a wave of momentum, and we plan to ride it all the way to getting and winning a referendum on succession."
    -- Texas Nationalist Movement president Daniel Miller on Texit

  • June 27, 2016

    "Sexist...Racist..."
    -- Rep. Steve King on having a person of color or a woman on U.S. currency

  • June 25, 2016

    "[Scotland] is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!"
         -- Donald Trump, tweeting during the Brexit vote; Scotland ended up with 62% choosing "remain"

    From Scottish tweets criticizing Trump for his error:
         "You clueless numpty."
         "You spoon."
         "You mangled apricot hellbeast."

  • June 24, 2016

    "The chance to reject today's rule by the global elite."
    -- Donald Trump on the 2016 presidential election

  • June 23, 2016

    "We don't know anything about Hillary in terms of religion. She's been in the public eye for years and years, and yet there's nothing out there."
    -- Donald Trump

  • June 22, 2016

    "I understand money better than anybody."
    -- Donald Trump