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October 15, 2026

........Joe Rogan: "Trump reporters are f*cking nuts, man."....Karl Rove: "The GOP's stables need a good cleaning."....MTG: "I think MAGA is dead."....Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed: "I think what you're seeing here is MAGA eating itself."....Tucker Carlson: "I wouldn't vote for Mike Rogers at gunpoint."....Aaron Rupar on Trump admin: "They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."....Gov. Tim Walz: "We've got a feeble-minded trigger-happy president."....Guy Benson on Walz: "An incompetent dunce."....Kevin D. Williamson on Trump: "A man who seems to have suffered the spiritual equivalent of an ischemic stroke when he was about 27 and never to have recovered the full use of his faculties."....Trump on SC Justices Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh: "These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court. They are merely a shell of their original selves."....Rep. Stephen Lynch to Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell 'AI' if I gave him the first letter."....Trump on Cuba: "It's an absolutely failed state, it's failing like never before, and it will fall."....The Mooch on Trump's rationale for a second term: "'I didn't steal enough money the first time. I'm coming back with gusto to steal way more money this time."....Sen. Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. Lord help us. It is in the best interest of our country to bring back mental institutions."....former Rep. Matt Gaetz: "The Democrats want to trans your kids."....Trump on Iran: "My question is if and when I blow the entire nation up."....Jeffrey Sachs: "A president stood at the UN and claimed the right to annihilate a civilization. Congress said nothing. That is the constitutional order collapsing in public."....Trump on CNN, MS NOW, and Politico: "They're all sick, treasonous, and demented."....Trump: "Virtually every story about me, or anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong, and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country!...FAKE NEWS IS A THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY!"....MS NOW's Peter Alexander: "The president says fake news is reporting that is untrue. In fact, it's reporting that he finds unflattering."....Rep. Jamie Raskin: "After illegally bulldozing half of the White House, Trump bans media that won't lie for him from the other half."....Trump, calling it what it is: "The ban on the free press, right?"....CNN's Erin Burnett on the new Trump Channel: "It's a weak form of state TV -- kind of reminiscent of what you would find in North Korea."....JD Vance on Dems and midterms: "Don't give power to the crazy people who started these problems in the first place."....Sen. Tammy Duckworth: "I'm sick of fixing shit Republicans break."....Jimmy Kimmel on Trump: "At this point, the only thing he doesn't want his name on is Don Jr."....Maria Shriver: "It seems this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president."....Barbra Streisand on Kennedy Center: "A bitter struggle over one man's name and unchecked ego. Oddly, when Trump's name was still on the building, there was no discussion of closing it!"....Andy Borowitz made-up headline: "Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFK."....

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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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September 02, 2016

"If you're running for president, you should not be allowed to use a teleprompter."
-- Donald Trump, August 2015
September 01, 2016

"We did discuss the wall, we didn't discuss payment of the wall. That will be at a later date."
-- Donald Trump on his meeting with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto

"At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall...I was clear and emphatic that Mexico will not pay for the wall."
-- Pena Nieto, responding to Trump's account of their meeting
August 30, 2016

"He hasn't changed his immigration position. He has changed the words he is saying."
-- Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson
August 29, 2016

"She's totally bigoted. There's no question about that."
-- Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton
August 27, 2016

"Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
-- Kanye West
August 25, 2016

"African-American citizens and Latino citizens will have the time of their life."
-- Donald Trump, on his presidency
August 25, 2016

"I think this is the best speech that any Repubican, at the least, has ever given."
-- Rudy Giuliani on one of Trump's recent addresses
August 24, 2016

"Right now you walk down the street, you get shot. Look at the statistics. We'll straighten it out...We'll get rid of the crime."
-- Donald Trump
August 23, 2016

"We need a leader with qualities that resemble those of Winston Churchill, and I believe that leader is Donald Trump."
-- Jerry Falwell, Jr., president of Liberty University
August 20, 2016

"You're living in poverty. Your schools are no good. You have no jobs. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?"
-- Donald Trump, on why African-Americans should vote for him

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