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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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November 24, 2025
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. 'Don't spill a drop.' I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love."
-- text sent by RFK Jr. to journalist Olivia Nuzzi, who called it "a poem" -
November 23, 2025
"Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of eighteen?"
-- Jack Scarola, attorney for one of Jeffrey Epstein's victims, 2010"Though I'd like to answer the question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendment Rights, sir."
-- Epstein -
November 22, 2025
"I don't know and I don't care."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters, asked why convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment in prison -
November 21, 2025
"He knew nothing about it, and we can leave it at that... [He is] the most respected man in the room."
-- Trump, at Saudi Investment Forum, on Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, credited by the CIA with ordering the murder of WaPo journalist Jamal Kashoggi -
November 20, 2025
"He's got some real mental problems. There's something wrong with him. I'll be honest, I'd love to fire his ass. He should be fired. The guy's grossly incompetent."
-- Trump, speaking at Saudi Investment Forum, on Fed chair Jerome Powell -
November 19, 2025
"I'll go backstage before a show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready and everything else. And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant. And therefore I'm inspecting it... Is everyone OK? You know, they're standing there with no clothes on. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."
-- Trump"He is a sick pervert."
-- Trump yesterday, on Epstein -
November 18, 2025
"I call it 'The Epstein Hoax.'"
-- Trump*
"If there's nothing incriminating in the files, sir, why not..."
-- female Bloomberg reporter, to Trump
"Quiet! Quiet, piggy!"
-- Trump -
November 17, 2025
"Nobody knows what magnets are."
-- Trump -
November 16, 2025
"I am the one able to take him down...I know how dirty Donald is."
-- Epstein in 2018 email"Of course he knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop."
-- Epstein in 2019 email -
November 15, 2025
"I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
-- Epstein in 2017 email