"She's just 17 and she's doing great -- Ivanka. She made me promise her, swear to her, that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows, Howard, as she grows older, the field is getting very limited -- severely."
-- Trump, then 53, on The Howard Stern Show in 1999

"Young [Name] +[Name]"
-- written on the labels of the compact discs the FBI removed from Epstein's mansion in 2019

"I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. I hear  Jimmy Kimmel is next....Greg Gutfeld is better than all of them combined."
-- Trump

"I never wrote a picture in my life."
-- Trump

"Sometimes being a giver will open you up to new talents. Each year I donate an autographed doodle to the Doodle for Hunger auction at Tavern on the Green."
-- Trump, in a 2008 book

"You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."
-- Trump, on visiting Miss Teen USA pageant dressing room

"I remember putting on my dress real quick, because I was like, 'Oh my god, there's a man in here.'"
-- Mariah Billado, Miss Vermont Teen USA

"Yeah, he does that."
-- Ivanka Trump, to Billado

"It is my pleasure and my honor to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell."
-- Trump, 2017

"He's a terrible Fed chair. I was suprised he was appointed. I was surprised, frankly, that Biden put him in and extended him."
-- Trump, yesterday

"So we have the worst education almost in the large world, the world that people know about."
-- Trump

"I've known Jeff [Epstein] for fifteen years. Terrific guy... He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."
-- Trump, 2002

"One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it's the 'HOTTEST' Country anywhere in the World. Let's keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about."
-- Trump

"We're on one Team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and 'selfish people' are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein."
-- Trump

"Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That's unbelievable."
-- Trump

"You were the only person we were afraid of during the campaign."
-- Steve Bannon, to Jeffrey Epstein

"As well you should have been."
-- Epstein, in reply

"Jeff told me he had so much dirt of Trump and Clinton that, if revealed, the 2016 election would have been cancelled."
-- Jeffrey Epstein's brother, Martin

"Federal immigration officers may deport immigrants with as little as six hours' notice to countries other than their own even if officials have not provided any assurances that the new arrivals will be safe from persecution and torture, a top official said in a memo this week..Lawyers warned that thousands of longtime immigrants with work permits and families in the US could now be uprooted and sent to places where they lack family ties or even a common language."
-- Washington Post