"If Hillary got in... you'd be doing wind. Windmills. Whee! And if it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. 'Darling, I want to watch television.' 'I'm sorry! The wind isn't blowing.' I know a lot about wind."
-- Trump

"I just see our life becoming more and more like The Incredibles until we can finally fly."
-- Kanye West on his family

"The Democrats have to now decide whether they will continue defrauding the public with ridiculous bulls***."
-- Trump

"Does not exonerate him."
-- AG William Barr quoting as-yet-unreleased Mueller report

78
-- percentage of Fox News viewers who think that Trump has accomplished more than any other president in history, according to a new survey

"The Russia witch hunt was a plan by those who lost the election to try and illegally regain power by framing innocent Americans."
-- Trump

CBS Poll: "Majority of Americans Believe Russia Probe Was Politically Motivated."

"Ha. No s***. Biggest witch-hunt and farce in the history of our republic."
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"They began an investigation based on a phony dossier that was created and written by associates of Hillary Clinton."
-- Rush Limbaugh

"This is going to drive our viewers nuts: The Trump investigation did not start with the FISA warrant and Carter Page and even the dossier. It started in June and July of 2016 when George Papadopoulos had spoken to a Russian agent and spoke to an Australian diplomat and said he had heard that they had information on -- dirt on -- Hillary Clinton. That's when the investigation started."
-- Fox News host Chris Wallace

"I've taken better care of Puerto Rico than any man ever...Puerto Rico has been taken care of better by Trump than by any living human being."
-- Trump

"If the bully gets close, I'll punch the bully in the mouth."
-- Puerto Rico Gov. Ricardo Roselló on Trump

"I want my mother and father to look at each other the way they look at Rachel Maddow."
-- Romy Reiner, on her parents Rob and Michele

"This was an illegal takedown that failed."
-- Trump on Mueller investigation

"This case is closed."
-- House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy

"The Fake News Media has lost tremendous credibility with its corrupt coverage of the illegal Democrat Witch Hunt of your all time favorite duly elected President, me!
-- Trump

"...Does not exonerate him."
-- AG Barr quoting Mueller report

"There are a lot of people out there that have done some very, very evil things, some bad things. I would say some treasonous things against our country... And hopefully people that have done such harm to our country... will be looked at. I've been looking at them for a long time... They lied to Congress, many of them. You know who they are."
-- Trump

"Does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him."
-- Attorney General William Barr, quoting the Mueller report

"Complete and Total EXONERATION."
-- Trump on Mueller report