"Those cages that were shown, I think they were very inappropriate. They were built by President Obama's administration, not by Trump. President Obama had child separation. Take a look. The press knows it, you know it, we all know it. I'm the one that stopped it."
-- Trump

"Once you don't have [child separation], that's why you see many more people coming. They're coming because it's a picnic, because - 'Let's go to Disneyland!'"
-- Trump

"What they did was treason."
-- Trump on Mueller investigation

"A phony and treasonous hoax!"
-- Trump on Mueller investigation

"This is actually treason."
-- Trump on Mueller investigation

"I think that what the Democrats are doing with the Border is TREASONOUS!"
-- Trump

"The bottom line is: no collusion, no obstruction. And that's the way it is."
-- Trump

"I have not read the Mueller report. I haven't seen the Mueller report. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care about the Mueller report. I've been totally exonerated... It was an illegal investigation. It was started illegally. Everything about it was crooked...What they did was treason...This was an attempted coup."
-- Trump

"[It] does not exonerate him."
-- AG William Barr quoting the Mueller report on obstruction

"If he was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you."
-- Trump, while getting VIP tour of Mount Vernon, home of George Washington

"So boring and negative... I like positive things, okay?"
-- Trump on why he will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Crazed and dishonest."
-- Trump on the Washington Post

"A fake newspaper."
-- Trump on the New York Times

"They are truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!"
-- Trump on the press

"If the Supreme Court rules that Obamacare is out, we'll have a plan that is far better than Obamacare...The Republican party will soon be known as the party of health care. You watch."
-- Trump

"I hope they now go and look at the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings...The Mueller report I wish covered the oranges."
-- Trump

"The press...can't stand the fact that this Administration has done more than virtually any other Administration in its first two years. They are truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE."
-- Trump

"MSNBC CONSPIRACY NETWORK LIARS FAKE NEWS CNN LIARS NY TIMES WAPO LIARS."
-- Sean Hannity

"CNN sucks."
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"You read the wording. It was proven...The Attorney General and now the Deputy Attorney General ruled no obstruction -- they said 'no obstruction.'...Now we're going to start this process all over again? I think it's a disgrace."
-- Trump on releasing the Mueller report

"[It] does not exonerate him."
-- AG William Barr quoting the Mueller report on obstruction

"It's like finding the Holy Grail clutched in the bony fingers of Jimmy Hoffa, sitting on top of the Lost Ark."
-- paleontologist Robert DePalma on the Tanis, North Dakota discovery of possible evidence of asteroid-impact dinosaur extinction event