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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 12, 2020

    "Republican senators, don't make me start giving out the phone number."
    -- Sean Hannity, to those who want witnesses to be called during the impeachment trial

  • January 11, 2020

    "The only way [Obama] figures that he's going to get reelected -- and as sure as you're sitting there -- is to start a war with Iran...[He has] absolutely no ability to negotiate. Isn't it pathetic?"
    -- Trump, 2011

    "Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is."
    -- Trump, 2013

  • January 10, 2020

    "Trump is a test of whether you're even saved. Only saved people can love Trump."
    -- disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker

  • January 09, 2020

    "Our missiles are big, powerful, accurate, lethal, and fast."
    -- Trump

    "This speech will be talked about long after his second term. This is on par with 'Tear down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev.'"
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham

    58
    -- number of times Trump sniffed during speech, inspiring the trending of #SniffyMcAdderall

  • January 08, 2020

    "The pendulum is swinging so far in the overly sensitive direction that men can't really be men, and women can't really be women. I feel that women may rue the day that all of this started when no one asks them out on a date, and no one holds the door open for them, and no one tells them that they look nice."
    -- Donna Rotunho, attorney for Harvey Weinstein, on #MeToo

  • January 07, 2020

    "Any ordinary president can wag the dog, but President Trump wags the Best and Biggest dog. He wags the Bernese Mountain Dog! No -- HE WAGS THE HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!"
    -- Dana Milbank

  • January 05, 2020

    "These Media Posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any U.S. person or target, the United States will quickly and fully strike back, and perhaps in a disproportionate manner. Such legal notice is not required, but is given nevertheless!"
    -- Trump tweet

  • January 04, 2020

    "He's already set a standard for presidents that most mortals won't be able to meet."
    -- Fox Business host Lou Dobbs on Trump

  • January 03, 2020

    480 million
    -- estimated number of animals killed by wildfires in Australia since September

  • January 02, 2020

    "It's nice to wake up in a country who once again leads like they should."
    -- Donald Trump Jr. tweet