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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 31, 2021

    "I own an AR-15. If there's a natural disaster in South Carolina where the cops can't protect my neighborhood, my house will be the last one that the gang will come to because I can defend myself."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham

  • March 30, 2021

    "I Was There, Washington, D.C., January 6, 2021."
    -- T-shirt Garret Miller was wearing when police came to his Dallas home to arrest him for his actions during attack on Capitol

  • March 29, 2021

    "I look at it this way. The first time we have an excuse. There were about a hundred thousand deaths from that original surge. All the rest of them, in my mind, could have been mitigated or decreased substantially."
    -- Dr. Deborah Birx, Trump coronavirus response coordinator

  • March 28, 2021

    "I'll bring voters all the damn water I want. I'm gonna have a cart out there like a motherfletchin' flight attendant. Mineral water. Spring water. Smart water. Vitamin water. Holy water. Muddy Waters. All the waters! Jim Crow can kiss my black ass!"
    -- tweet by @MrGeorgeWallace

  • March 27, 2021

    "Liberals keep saying it's easier to buy a gun than it is to vote, but I don't seem to remember when the government sent me an AR-15 in the mail."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

  • March 26, 2021

    "It was zero threat, right from the start...Some of them went in and they are hugging and kissing the police and the guards. They had great relationships."
    -- Trump on the assault on the Capitol

  • March 25, 2021

    "States are not engaging in trying to suppress voters whatsoever."
    -- Sen. Mitch McConnell

    253
    -- total number of bills restricting voting access introduced in 43 states

  • March 24, 2021

    "I literally thought I was getting gassed to death like I was in Nazi Germany, a Jew getting gassed to death."
    -- Luke Coffee, arrested by the FBI and accused of using a crutch as a weapon, on assaulting the U.S. Capitol

  • March 23, 2021

    "I listened to him, but I didn't do what he said."
    -- Trump on Dr. Fauci, yesterday

  • March 22, 2021

    "The attitute is it's time to get back to normal, get back to freedom."
    -- Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan, on why so few people in his state wear masks

    49
    -- percentage of Republican men who say they will not get vaccinated