"Donut Boy."
-- now-former Kansas senate majority leader Gene Suellentrop, to cop who pulled him over for DUI

"The visual and the reality of having a lot of people that close together does kind of go maybe against some of the recommendations."
-- Jon Daniels, general manager of the Texas Rangers, on having 40,500 fans in the ballpark on opening day

"My advice to the corporate CEOs of America is to stay out of politics...I'm not talking about political contributions."
-- Sen. Mitch McConnell

"I fed him to the people."
-- Jack Wade Whitton text re having dragged a policeman down the stairs outside the Capitol during Jan. 6 assault

"I really didn't listen to him too much because I was doing the opposite of what he was saying."
-- former president Trump on Dr. Anthony Fauci

"I've decided to 'identify' as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my 'values' and I'll probably get shoes from Nike and tickets to MLB games. Ain't America great?"
-- Gov. Mike Huckabee

"Why is it that every time the 2020 election fraud is discussed, the Fake News Media consistently states that such charges are baseless, unfounded, unwarranted, etc.?"
-- former president Trump

"How much taxes and how much money did the people back in the Ice Age spend to warm up the Earth?"
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

2021 tweet exchange:

Elon Musk: "If there's ever a scandal about me, please call it Elongate."

Rep. Matt Gaetz: "Deal. I want Gaetzgate."

"Fauci is a socipath and a liar... The father of the vaccine is Donald J. Trump... Fauci is the father of the actual virus... I call it the Fauci virus now... He's the father of the virus that's killed half a million Americans."
-- former Trump trade adviser Peter Navarro