"Texans should have the freedom to go where they want without any limits, restrictions, or requirements."
-- Gov. Greg Abbott

"Is there anything that the National Forest Service or BLM [Bureau of Land Management] can do to change the course of the moon's orbit, or the Earth's orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate."
-- Rep. Louie Gohmert

"Anti-crime guns."
-- a more accurate name for assault weapons, according to U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez in his opinion overturning CA's longtime ban on them

"January 6th was nothing short of a satirical way to overthrow a government. If overthrow was the quest, it would have no doubt been overthrown."
-- Capitol riot defendant Guy Reffitt, in letter sent from jail

"I'm just gonna jump out ahead on this and say I don't think Fauci killed himself."
-- Donald Trump Jr. tweet

"They attack us, they go after us, for doing absolutely nothing wrong."
-- Eric Trump

"We made America greater than ever before."
-- Mike Pence

"I've been sleeping on MyPillows for some time. I love them. They're simply the very best pillows ever made. But I just found out that they also have a wide assortment of other incredible products, like a mattress topper, sheets, towels, and slippers -- and more."
-- Rudy Giuliani

"The Democrats are in business helping the cartels. The cartels love the Democrats. They're down there, they're like this: 'We make a lot of money off the Democrats!'"
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"Our posture's gonna be that we're posted outside of DC, awaiting the president's orders. We hope he will give us the orders. We want him to declare an insurrection, and to call us up as the militia."
-- Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes, in November, looking ahead to Jan. 6