"Vladimir Putin knows authoritarian systems very well, and he sees clearly what is happening in this country."
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson, on Putin criticizing the arrest of US Capitol rioters

"Dr. Fauci must be fired."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"We didn't win. But let's see what happens on that."
-- Trump, who lost by over seven million votes

"I'm not going to get into that. That election is over with."
-- CA gubernatorial candidate Caitlyn Jenner, asked if she believes Trump won the election

"In life there is no happiness, only a mirage on the horizon, so cherish that."
-- Vladimir Putin

"Look at this...I can never get the virus. It's impossible for me to get it."
-- MyPillow tycoon Mike Lindell, putting botanical extract oleandrin under his tongue

"Happy Birthday, President Trump! Everyone says they miss your policies!"
-- Rudy Giuliani tweet

"I don't know what you tell the people that live at the southern border. I guess they'd better arm up, and get guns, and maybe they're going to have to start taking matters into their own hands."
-- Lara Trump

"Compared to the male cicada who, after seventeen years underground, has one sexual experience, dies, and never gets to see his progeny, my life is a fairy tale."
-- Garrison Keillor

"Dr. Anthony Fauci needs to get a lawyer, because he is liable, criminally liable, for what has happened with COVID-19."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene