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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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April 05, 2022
"Well what I would do is, I would, we would, have tremendous military capability and what we can do without planes, to be honest with you, without 44-year-old jets, what we can do is enormous, and we should be doing it and we should be helping them to survive and they're doing an amazing job."
-- Trump, asked what the U.S. should do about Ukraine -
April 04, 2022
"I have a lot of zeal. I have a lot of charisma. I've got a lot of aggression...but I realize at 26 years old, I don't have a lot of wisdom. So I was very happy to get to team up with speaker Newt Gingrich..."
-- Rep. Madison Cawthorn -
April 03, 2022
"[Democrats] want to make us all poor. They want to make you live in downtown areas, and high-rise buildings, and walk to work, or take the subway, or ride an electric scooter, or whatever it is that Pete Buttigieg takes to work."
-- Sen. Tom Cotton"You know what? Pete Buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and his bicycle, and he and his husband can stay out of our girls bathrooms. Yup."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene at Trump rally -
April 02, 2022
"All of a sudden you get invited to, 'Hey, we're gonna have a kind of a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.'...Or some of the people that are leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them doing a key-bump of cocaine in front of you."
-- Rep. Madison Cawthorn"My comments...have been used by the left and the media to disparage my Republican colleagues and falsely insinuate their involvement in illicit activies."
-- Cawthorn"I can tell you first hand these parties happen. I can tell you that they continue to happen...[Cawthorn] spoke the truth."
-- Roger Stone -
April 01, 2022
"Donald Trump is Donald Trump. He hasn't changed. He's not going to change...He's Donald Trump and he says these things."
-- Sen. Kevin Cramer, on criticism of Trump for recently asking Putin to help him take down Biden -
March 31, 2022
"I have never obstructed justice...I am not a crook."
-- Richard M. Nixon, Nov. 17, 1973"I have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge I have never even heard the term."
-- Donald J. Trump, March 29, 2022 -
March 30, 2022
"It's time for us, for our people, to call on the people of the United States to change the regime in the US early, and to again help our partner Trump to become president."
-- Russian state TV host Evgeny Popov -
March 29, 2022
"Will I be allowed to have a cleaner, or a driver? I don't drive a car. We don't understand how to survive."
-- Russian oligarch Petr Aven -
March 28, 2022
"The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington...where the average age is probably 60 or 70...I look at all these people, a lot of them I've looked up to all my life...and then all of a sudden you get invited to, 'Hey, we're gonna have a kind of a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.'...And then you realize they're asking you to come to an orgy."
-- Rep. Madison Cawthorn -
March 27, 2022
"Judge Jackson was unbelievably disrespectul to Republican senators, that in many cases were really nicely asking questions. She had total disdain and even hatred for them, and I understand that she's very proud of the fact that she never once voted to support President Trump on anything."
-- Trump