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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 15, 2022

    "[We] had a chance [to change the election results], but Bill Barr, the attorney general, didn't want to be impeached...I said, 'Look, get impeached. I went up a lot in the polls when I got impeached. You have to get impeached, maybe.'"
    -- Trump

    "I told him that all this stuff was bulls*** about the election fraud, and it was...wrong to be shoveling it out the way his team was."
    -- Bill Barr

  • April 14, 2022

    "The main goal was to help people... We were forced to do it...We couldn't put up with it any longer... A clash was inevitable...It was just a matter of time...We didn't have a choice, this was the right thing to do."
    -- Putin justifications for invasion of Ukraine

  • April 13, 2022

    "President Trump does what President Trump wants to do... There may be -- I foresee a limited form of martial law and I don't see any other way around it... Biden will never be in that White House. That's my promise to each and every one of you."
    -- Jason Sullivan, former Roger Stone aide, during conference call with Trump supporters a week before the Jan 6 attack

  • April 12, 2022

    "I skipped the first three; I'm not getting that one either....Whatever you're telling me, it's just not true."
    -- Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Covid-19 vaccines

  • April 11, 2022

    "I think I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God has ever created."
    -- Trump

  • April 10, 2022

    "Social media is not reality. You can be or say anything you want on social media. Hey, anything for the 'Gram or Facebook. It's not reality."
    -- defense lawyer Camille Wagner, defending her 1/6 client's violent online talk

  • April 09, 2022

    "I don't understand where the men are. Like, where are the dads? You know, some teacher's pushing sex values on your third-grader, why don't you go in and thrash the teacher?"
    -- Fox News' Tucker Carlson

  • April 08, 2022

    "They say that in Russia the people don't even know they're having a war because they have a rigged press. We have the same rigged press. Maybe not quite as severe."
    -- Trump, on a country where more than 20 journalists have been murdered since Putin came to power

     

  • April 07, 2022

    "The last Judge Jackson [Robert H. Jackson] left the Supreme Court to go to Nuremberg and prosecute the case against the Nazis. This Judge Jackson might have gone there to defend them."
    -- Sen. Tom Cotton on SC nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson

  • April 06, 2022

    recent tweets by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene:

    "Disney wants to completely take your children and they want to indoctrinate them into sexual immoral filth."

    "Murkowski, Collins, and Romney are pro-pedophile."

    "Next year, the woke Disney lobbyists will ask Congress to extend Micky [sic] Mouse's trademark [sic]. I think not."