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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 13, 2022

    "What Trump's going to do is just declare victory, right?...But that doesn't mean he's a winner, he's just going to say he's a winner...That's our strategy, he's going to declare himself the winner...Trump's going to be sitting there mocking, tweeting s*** out, you lose, f*** you, I'm the winner, I'm the king...Also, if Trump is losing by 10 or 11 o'clock at night, it's going to be even crazier...He's going to sit right there and say, 'They stole it.'...He's not going out easy."
    -- Steve Bannon talking to associates about election night, on 10/31/20

  • July 12, 2022

    "We all want to see America be Great Again, and these political investigations and made-up fairy tales do exactly the opposite, plus they take up a lot time, energy, and money."
    -- Trump on 1/6 Committee hearings

  • July 11, 2022

    "The WITCH HUNT committee of unselects is FAILING. Americans can see through their lies, and NOBODY believes them. It's all a SHAM meant to DISTRACT. The committee should be dissolved IMMEDIATELY!"
    -- Rep. Ronny Jackson, former Trump adviser

  • July 10, 2022

    "I'll be introducing legislation next session to ban minors from using social media. It's long past time to recognize the incredible harm social media is doing to the mental health of young Texans. Next session, we put an end to it."
    -- TX State Rep. Jared Patterson

  • July 09, 2022

    "The Big Lie is the January 6th Committee."
    -- Rudy Giuliani

  • July 08, 2022

    "The backlash is coming. Just mount up and ride to the sounds of the guns, and they are all over this country. It is time to take this country back."
    -- Sen. Rick Scott

  • July 07, 2022

    "Two shootings on July 4th, one in a rich white neighborhood and the other at a fireworks display. Almost sounds like it's designed to persuade Republicans to go along with more gun control. After all, remember, we didn't see that at all the Pride marches in the month of June."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • July 06, 2020

    "We'll go into January, and that's when the firestorm starts...Right before noon on the 20th, in a vote in the House, Trump will win the presidency."
    -- Steve Bannon's 9/29 prediction of the 2020 outcome

  • July 05, 2022

    "There was just a mass shooting in Denmark, a country with some of the strictest gun laws in Europe. It's time to admit that gun laws DO NOT stop mass shootings."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert, on a country that hasn't had a mass shooting in seven years, a school shooting in 28, and which averages 49 homicides a year, not all of which involve guns

  • July 04, 2022

    "The only people who care about J6 are the Democrats in Washington DC."
    -- Sen. Josh Hawley