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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 23, 2022

    "Hasta la vista, baby!"
    -- Boris Johnson's final words to the House of Commons as Prime Minister

  • July 22, 2022

    "I don't want to say the election's over."
    -- Trump, in outtake from 1/7 video address

  • July 21, 2022

    Excerpts from Trump-written captions in his self-published "book of all books," Our Journey Together :

    on the Obamas: "Goodbye!"

    on McCain: "I didn't like him even a little bit."

    on John Bolton: "He was dumb as a rock."

    on Mark Zuckerberg: "Would come to the White House and kiss my ass."

    on Pelosi: "She's F***ing CRAZY."

    on Air Force One: "I like Marine One better."

  • July 20, 2022

    "Maybe you should just go and shoot the homeless people...I mean, nobody does anything about violent crime in LA anymore. It's a f***in' joke."
    -- radio host Joe Rogan

  • July 19, 2022

    "The Democrats have very cleverly taken all these issues that have come up over the summer and they've used these as excuses to raise money."
    -- Dr. Oz, GOP Senate candidate

  • July 18, 2022

    "This is about Trump pushing for uncertainty in our country. A sitting president asking for civil war. This week I feel guilty for helping him win. A woman is dead. His rhetoric killed someone."
    -- former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale, 1/6/21

    "If they only impeached you twice, you need to run again. Because to change the system you need to kick it in the a**. I would love to be the only president impeached three times. Because history remembers those that don't conform. I'm in, are you?"
    -- Parscale, a month later

  • July 17, 2022

    "Fake polls."
    -- Trump on survey showing more than half of Republicans prefer that he not head the party's ticket in 2024

  • July 16, 2022

    "Herod, King of Judea, would have undoubtedly been a Democrat."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

  • July 15, 2022

    "What if I could tell you that we're actually going to be staying?"
    -- Mark Meadows, to a WH staffer preparing to resign after election

  • July 14, 2022

    "We in America have some of the cleanest air and cleanest water of anybody in the world...Since we don't control the air, our good air decided to float over to China's bad air, so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then now we got to clean that back up."
    -- Georgia's GOP senatorial candidate Herschel Walker