"What they did was try and criminalize Donald Trump as they always do. They found these three mundane statutes; espionage and the two others -- obstruction."
-- Trump lawyer Alina Habba on DOJ and FBI investigations of her client

"It's disingenuous to keep talking about 'CLASSIFIED' docs as if that means something. An intern's lunch menu is marked 'CLASSIFIED.'"
-- Ann Coulter

"Your enemy is not in Russia."
-- slogan with images of Biden, Harris, and Pelosi, with black bars over their eyes, re-posted by former president Trump on Truth Social

"Joe Biden will let you pay for the student loans of the wealthy 'gender studies' major."
-- Rep. Jim Jordan

"If you are that slacker barista who wasted seven years in college studying completely useless things, now has loans and can't get a job, Joe Biden just gave you 20 grand."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz

"Biden essentially wants blue-collar workers like truck drivers -- who didn't have the luxury of going to college to get drunk for four years -- to bail out a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who chose to spend thousands of dollars that they didn't have on worthless gender study degrees."
-- Donald Trump, Jr.

"Joe Biden is robbing hard-working Americans to pay for Karen's daughter's degree in lesbian dance theory."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert

"I think that there's a good probability that my generation is, hopefully with the advances in science, either the first generation to live forever or the last generation that's going to die."
-- Jared Kushner

"Biden essentially wants blue-collar workers like truck drivers -- who didn't have the luxury of going to college to get drunk for four years -- to bail out a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who chose to spend tens of thousands of dollars that they didn't have on worthless gender study degrees."
-- Donald Trump Jr. on student loan forgiveness plan

"If there's anyone that we can say, 'megalomaniac, addicted to power, thinks she should've been president, still essentially hasn't conceded the election, and wants to be president again,' it would be this woman. It would be Hillary Clinton."
-- former Trump WH press secretary Keyleigh McEnany

"He governed in a peculiar way... I'm assuming he did what he thought was appropriate."
-- Jared Kushner, asked if Trump erred in taking classified docs to Mar-a-Lago

"Why is there any mail-in balloting? If you can't be bothered to get to the polls, why do you have a right to participate in democracy?"
-- Fox host Tucker Carlson

"By the way, for the record, I'd say that if Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it'd probably be good. Our enemies might actually be like, 'OK, maybe let's not mess with them.' Unlike when they look at Biden and they say, 'You know what? We should attack now.'"
-- Donald Trump, Jr.