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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 10, 2022

    "This is what happens in the last days of a dying regime. They will never shut me up. They'll have to kill me...I have not yet begun to fight."
    -- Steve Bannon, yelling to reporters during perp walk before being arraigned on charges of money laundering, conspiracy, and fraud

  • September 09, 2022

    196
    -- number of the 529 Republican nominees running in November for the House, the Senate, governor, attorney general, or secretary, who have "fully denied the legitimacy of the 2020 election"

  • September 08, 2022

    "Is every barista a slacker? Of course not. There are wonderful, great people who are baristas... many of whom don't have student loans that are getting screwed by the Democrats because they're saying the guy who studied queer pet literature and has $100,000 in debt because oddly enough...other than getting a job at Disney there's not a lot of job market for queer pet literature."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

  • September 07, 2022

    "Very dishonest, sick people."
    -- Trump on the FBI

  • September 06, 2022

    "Enemy of the people."
    -- Trump on Biden, at rally

  • September 05, 2022

    "[Dr. Oz opponent John] Fetterman supports taxpayer-funded drug dens and the complete decriminalization of illegal drugs, including heroin, cocaine, crystal meth, and ultra-lethal fentanyl. By the way, he takes them himself."
    -- Trump

  • September 04, 2022

    "The FBI and the Justice Department have become vicious monsters..."
    -- Trump, yesterday

  • September 04, 2022

    "Made me look like a slob."
    -- Trump, on photo showing seized Classified folders arrayed on floor of his office

  • September 03, 2022

    "Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundation of our Republic...Not every Republican, not even the majority of Republicans, are MAGA Republicans."
    -- BidenĀ 

    "Tonight he declared in a speech in Philadelphia that anyone who disagrees with him is a threat to the country."
    -- Tucker Carlson

    "Essentially declared all those who oppose him and his agenda enemies of the Republic."
    -- Ben Shapiro

    "He threatened America."
    -- Trump

  • September 02, 2022

    "I'm financially supporting people that are incredible and they were actually in my office two days ago; it's very much on my mind. It's a disgrace what they've done to them."
    -- Trump on J6ers

    "Joe Biden is Hitler."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene