"We have food critics that criticize restaurants, Consumer Reports that criticizes products, auto critics that criticize automobiles, and conservative Americans have just wrapped up a week of nuking a beer company, but you can't criticize a voting machine company or you'll get sued for millions and millions of dollars."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"I told my wife the other day, I said 'I've got so many skeletons in the closet that if they could vote, I could be king of the world.'"
-- Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., announcing his 2024 presidential bid

"I hope everyone notices and I'm sure the Fake News won't, that I'm leaving the price of the Trading Cards the same as last time...I could have raised the price MUCH HIGHER, and I believe it still would have sold well, with a lot more money coming to me, but I didn't choose to do so. I will be given no 'nice guy' credit?"
-- Trump, on issuing second set of NFT cards for $99 each

Trump:
"If Fox would finally admit that there was large scale cheating and irregularities in the 2020 presidential election, which would be a good thing for them, and for America, the case against them, which should not have existed at all, would be greatly weakened."

George Conway:
"(Translated from Psychopathic:) If Fox would only say my lies were true, it wouldn't be liable for spreading my lies because they'd be true."

"They're all top of the line."
-- Trump on Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, and Russian President Vladimir Putin

"That was the worst horror show, I think, one of the greatest criminal acts ever, the election of 2020."
-- Trump

"Her effort, in strict coordination and association with the lying, Country-killing scum 'working' in the White House, and now discredited District Attorny Alvin Bragg, will prove to be FAKE and even fraudulent."
-- Trump on New York Attorney General Letitia James

"[Tennessee state Rep.] Justin Pearson wasn't white -- that's probably how he got into Bowdoin in the first place -- but he did a fantastic impresssion of it. 'What a nice young man. Has he considered the apprenticeship program at City Bank?'...He transitioned from a crypto white kid into the modern reincarnation of Martin Luther King, Jr...You never see politicians transitioning to, say Malcolm X. Why is that? Maybe because Malcolm X didn't talk like a sharecropper. He spoke dignified standard English."
-- Fox host Tucker Carlson

"Tears were pouring down."
-- Trump, describing New York City courthouse employees before he was arraigned

"I'm looking forward to it as one would a root canal or rectal."
-- Matt Taibbi on being interviewed on MSNBC