"I think it's a very dangerous thing to even talk about, because we do have a tremendously passionate group of voters, much more passion than they had in 2020 and much more passion than they had in 2016."
-- Trump, on the possibility that he could be sentenced to jail

"We've turned the Russian Army -- the second army in the world -- into what? Who the hell knows...What kind of army are we if we couldn't even manage with itty bitty Ukraine? It's a complete mess everywhere...Russia is on the brink of catastrophe. We need to stop deceiving the population and telling them that everything is fine."
-- Wagner Group founder Yevgeny Prigozhin

"The demonstrators who infiltrated the Capitol have defiled the seat of American democracy."
-- Trump, January 7, 2021

"Listen, you just hang in. You guys are going to be okay...You've been through too much."
-- Trump, on Thursday, embracing convicted J6er Micki Larson-Olson and autographing the backpack she carried to the Capitol

"People are not affecting climate change. You're going to tell me that back in the Ice Age, how much taxes did people pay and how many changes did governments make to melt the ice?"
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

"That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife."
-- Trump, being shown a photo of W. Jean Carroll after saying in a deposition that she wasn't his "type"

"It's a total outrage!...Tucker, come work with us. Solovyov Live is waiting for you...They'll throw him in prison, wait and see...Freedom to Tucker Carlson!"
-- host of Russian TV propaganda shows The Evening with Vladimir Solovyov and Solovyov Live

"We worked really hard to build what we have. Those f***ers are destroying our credibility. It enrages me."
-- Tucker Carlson in text to producer, on Fox correctly calling Arizona for Biden in November 2020

"Dems are nanny-state authoritarians. Personally, I don't smoke cigarettes, but if you choose to do so, it's your damn choice!"
-- Sen. Ted Cruz

"Most of the so-called problems the Democrats are talking about -- the end of the planet, threats to democracy and all the like -- they're simply made up."
-- Fox host Laura Ingraham

"A rapid unscheduled disassembly."
-- Space X's description of what happened to its Starship