"I am now going to book the Fulton County photographer for my Christmas card because Judge -- and I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality -- he looks good, and he looks hard."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters on Trump mug shot

"They're trying to interfere with an election. There's never been anything like it in our country before."
-- Trump, minutes after being arrested for attempting to steal the 2020 election

"I'm the only candidate on stage who isn't bought and paid for, so I can say this: Climate change is a hoax."
-- GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy

"If somebody came into one of our hotels while my father was president and they were a government official from a foreign country -- you know what we'd do? We'd donate all the money from that margarita they bought at the bar to the U.S. Treasury."
-- Eric Trump

"The only family in probably United States history that didn't enrich themselves when they went into government is the Trump Family."
-- Eric Trump

"It's just absolutely ridiculous. And John Gotti -- okay, can you imagine? RICO, okay, violations. John Gotti never even had four indictments at once."
-- Kimberly Guilfoyle on Trump

"I was the apple of his eye."
-- Trump on Putin

"He did nothing wrong!"
-- Rep. Jim Jordan on Trump

"Hatching schemes to stay in office is not a crime. And claiming you won an election that you know you lost is not a crime."
-- Fox News anchor Julie Banderas

"Nineteen people were indicted, and the whole world is laughing at the United States as they see how corrupt and horrible a place it has turned out to be under the leadership of Crooked Joe Biden."
-- Trump

"The fake political indictment against me must be immediately withdrawn. The system is rigged and corrupt, very much like the presidential election of 2020, and we have plenty of proof on that."
-- Trump

"I have a lot of things to think about. Am I going to be part of President Trump's Cabinet if he wins? Is it possible that I'll be VP?"
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene