"Basically just boring as f*** left brainwashing at this point."
-- Elon Musk on NYT

"It is almost impossible to get a fair decision if you are a Republican. Sorry, but that's just the way it is!"
-- Trump, on the Supreme Court

"The Republican Party probably wouldn't be in existence if it wasn't for Trump."
-- Eric Trump

"Why don't you call me up or get ahold of me? I've tried to get ahold of you many, many times now. I was banned from Twitter because I had the evidence to save this country and overturn an election."
-- Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's message to Elon Musk

"When you stand up for what's right, when you show people you're willing to fight for them, they will walk over broken glass barefoot to come vote for you, and that's exactly what they did in record numbers."
-- FL Gov. Ron DeSantis

"I thought the investigation with the documents hoax was dying, or dead, or over."
-- Trump

"I've proven to be one of the most honest and innocent people ever in our country."
-- Trump

"Why wasn't there a red wave? You can only have one answer -- computer manipulation...Oz won. We know that for a fact."
-- Mike "Pillow Guy" Lindell

"We were a great and glorious nation. Now we are a nation in decline. We are a failing nation."
-- Trump, announcing candidacy

"Trump or death!"
-- chant of supporters outside Trump Tower

"FLORIDA MAN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT: Page 26"
-- bottom-of-front-page toeline on NY Post this morning