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Mudline November 9, 2026

November 9, 2026

........CNN's Van Jones: "You join the cult, at some point you go to Jonestown. That's where you are tonight, Republicans."....Meghan McCain on election: "F***ing bloodbath...An extinction-level event."....Heather Cox Richardson: "This election isn't about choosing a flavor of ice cream you like. It's about choosing between ice cream and rat poison."....Sen. Jon Ossoff: "The American people have rebuked the depravity, corruption, and incompetence of the failed lame-duck President."....Jonathan Alter on Trump: "He's like a feral animal who can wreak havoc in many different areas. But his cult is dead."....Megyn Kelly on Trump: "Everyone knows he can't handle the truth of losing. He's allergic to that word."....conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Trump: "I think he's the ultimate Democrat sleeper cell, and he works for them."....Chris Christie on Vivek Ramaswamy: "He's going to be sent to the dustbin of history."....James Carville on Trump: "You're right. I've got Trump Derangement Syndrome. I hate the mother****er. And you know what? I don't want to get rid of it! I want to get worse!"....CNN contributor Scott Jennings: "There's a political science term for what's happening. It's called a country ass-whoopin'."....Fox host Jesse Watters: "Trump is like your wife. On some days you don't really like him too much."....Jonah Goldberg: "The biggest loser last night was JD Vance. He is Donald Trump with twice the bigotry and half the charm."....Nikki Haley: "You just elected a handful of socialists, socialist candidates that believe in getting rid of law enforcement, getting rid of prisons, basically getting rid of private insurance."....Karoline Leavitt on election: "Unfortunately, I think the American people forgot about the good policy, maybe listened to the lying media on the other side, that is definitely in the back seat of the Democratic party."....Trump on SC Democratic senate nominee Dr. Annie Andrews: "Tranny Annie."....Sen. Darline Graham on Andrews: "She's just plain old batshit crazy."....Trump on Rep. Ilhan Omar: "Garbage...Scum...A troublemaker...A terrible person...A very dishonest person who hates our country."....JD Vance on The Independent's Andrew Feinberg: "An imbecile journalist."....Sen. Ted Cruz on El-Sayed, Talarico, and pastor Adam Hamilton: "Tofu-eating charlatans."....protester yelling at Trump at rally: "Butterscotch Shitler!"....Trump on El-Sayed: "He wants our country to go to Sharia Law."....El-Sayed: "Donald Trump is an idiot...He has one genius, which is the genius of getting attention. Because his dad didn't give him enough."....JD Vance on El-Sayed: "A bit of a psychopath."....El-Sayed on Vance: "A smart person but he has no actual soul."....Trump on El-Sayed: "He'll have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed into the Senate."....Stephen King on Trump: "The biggest RINO of all...A monument to selfishness."....Trump: "Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country."....Trump to reporter whose question he didn't like: "You're way out of shape. You are disgusting...You look like hell...Reuters is terrible, by the way."....Trump on protesters at rally: "They get paid $250. Losers. Losers. Losers."....Trump on pre-election polls: "They said Donald Trump is polling at 42% -- 42%! Double that and add another 20!"....Trump on polls: "They were made up...I think the New York Times should be prosecuted."....Fox host Greg Gutfeld: "The economy, Iran -- how do the Dems fix that? They can't even fix their own party."....Obama on Trump: "He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. Just gold everywhere."....Trump on Obama: "He's not a smart guy."....Trump on Dr. Annie Andrews: "She's a defunder. We call them 'defunders.' That means she's a defunder."....

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