TruNews radio host David Conn on Obama: "[Embodies] the re-emergence of the Jones Cult mentality on a grand national level."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Playing dictator."....Suzanne Somers on Obamacare: "A greater Ponzi scheme than that pulled off by Bernie Madoff."....British Stonewall Awards on Pat Robertson: "Bigot of the year."....Ta-Nehisi Coates on WaPo columnist: "Horse-shit is the content in which Richard Cohen has, for all these years, wallowed."....Russel Brand on elections: "Every four years we get to choose what color tie the liar who leads us wears."....Mariah Carey on American Idol: "It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan."....Jonah Goldberg on the 'beclowning of the president': I wake up in the morning and rush to find my just-delivered newspaper with a joyful expectation of worsening news so intense, I feel like Morgan Freeman should be narrating my trek to the front lawn."....

Sen. Ron Johnson: "Across the board, in so many instances, this is pretty much a lawless administration."....Mitt Romney on Obama: "Fundamental dishonesty."....American Life League VP Jim Sedlak on Obama administration: "Doing the work of Satan."....David Denby on Ted Cruz: "Playing the joker in a seemingly nihilistic charade whose actual intent is a rational grab for power."....NYC city councilman Charles Barron on Thomas Jefferson: "A slaveholding pedophile."....Zabihullah Mujahid of the Islamic Emirate on The Daily Beast: "Pursues a malicious intelligence agenda and is run by famous intelligence agents."....Rush Limbaugh on Dems: "They have doomed this country with their stupidity."....Jackie Mason on Obama: "He was always lying every day of his life."....Patton Oswalt on NYC: "It turns your skull into a cage, your brain into a rat, and the city is just a stick poking the rat all day."....

Sen. Lamar Alexander on Obamacare site: "A spectacular failure of leadership."....Rep. Eric Cantor: "Nothing short of a debacle."....Rep. Marsha Blackburn: "The incompetence in building this website is staggering."....Sen. Ron Johnson: "The federal government is not particularly effective or efficient at doing just about anything."....Rush Limbaugh on Obamacare: "Stupid, idiot, glittering jewel of colossal ignorance."....Rep. Joe Crowley: "Republicans are looking for problems to exploit."....

Ross Douthat on shutdown: "An irresponsible, dysfunctional and deeply pointless act, carried out by a party that on the evidence of the last few weeks shouldn't be trusted with the management of a banana stand, let alone the House of Representatives."....Jeff Weintraub on GOP: "Has become a dangerous menace to the republic, with no clearly visible redeeming features."....Dana Milbank: "The amount of wreckage Cruz has caused in such a short time is truly awe-inspiring. He has damaged his party, hurt the economy, lowered the nation's standing and set back the conservative cause."....Barbara Morrill on GOP: "They were willing to destroy the full faith and credit of this country to.. what? Grow Ted Cruz's email list."....Rep. Rob Andrews on GOP: "People went through three weeks of grief for some political exercise."....Rep. Alan Grayson: "At this point, the Tea Party is no more popular than the Klan."....Michael Tomasky on Tea Party Republicans: "I cry for what these maniacs are doing to my country."....Harry Reid on Ted Cruz: "A laughing stock to everybody but him."....

Chuck Todd to Sen. Ted Cruz: "What planet are you living on?"....Dana Perino: "Democrats and the liberals live in the biggest mainstream media bubble ever created in the history of the universe."....John Podhoretz on GOP strategies: "Suicide of the Right."....James Woods on President Obama: "A true abomination."....Joe Klein on Boomers: "Our sell-by date has passed."....Banksy on the art world: "The biggest joke going...A rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak."....