Piers Morgan on Madonna halftime show: "Gruesome!...Like watching your mad drunken aunt at Christmas!"....Rick Santorum on global warming: "The hoax."....Fidel Castro on Obama UN speech: "Gibberish."....Lawrence O'Donnell on Trump: "A buffoon...America's biggest loser."....Trump on O'Donnell: "The dumbest man on television."....David Rees on Gingrich: "The only way he'd be a worse Dickens villain is if he were a one-legged chimney sweep named Pickpocky Blowhardmor."....Matt Taibbi on Santorum: “The nation’s leading pious, finger-wagging bore, the Anita Bryant of his time.”….Cal Thomas on Rachel Maddow: "She is the best argument in favor of her parents using contraception. I would be for that and all the rest of the crowd at MSNBC too for that matter."....Ann Coulter on Dems: "Could use a sunny day as an excuse to destroy the free market, redistribute income and pander to lobbyists."....

Gingrich on Romney: "Fundamentally dishonest."....Pawlenty on Santorum: "A leading earmarker and pork-barrel spender...Simply not ready to be President."....Santorum spokesman Hogan Gidley on Romney: "Never touts his own record -- because it's abysmal."....Charles Blow on Romney: "If only he had a heart, and if only that heart was connected to his brain."....Ted Rall: "The U.S. government's top priority is invading Muslim countries and bombing their citizens."....Chris Christie on Jersey Shore cast: "Losers."....

Newt Gingrich: "Nobama and NoRomney is about the same."....Romney super PAC ad on Gingrich: "Is no Ronald Reagan."....Gingrich on Romney: "It used to be pious baloney, now it's desperate baloney."....Former Gingrich aide Rick Tyler on Romney: "A disgraceful and despicable candidate."....Gingrich on Romney: "Cut off kosher food to elderly Jews on Medicare."....Gingrich communications director Joe DeSantis on Romney: "Uses shady accounting gimmicks to avoid paying his fair share of taxes."....Noam Sheiber on Romney: "Inherited all of his father's noblesse, but none of the oblige."....Gingrich on Romney: "Blatantly doesn't tell the truth."....Fred Thompson on Romney: "Unseemliness and overkill."....Newt Gingrich: "I give the Romney campaign due respect for their sheer volume of negativity."....Romney on Obama: "Has been a failure for the American people."....James Taranto on Obama: "Furious and divisive."....Santorum on Trump: "Does things for one reason and we all know what that reason is."....Maurice Sendak on Gingrich: "An idiot of great renown...There is something so hopelessly gross and vile about him that it's hard to take him seriously."....Chris Wallace on GOP debates: "Stupid."....

Romney on Gingrich: "Flailing around."....Tom DeLay on Gingrich: "He'll tell you what you want to hear."....Joe Scarborough on Gingrich as Speaker: "Arrogance, self-satisfaction and a fatal tendency to flit from issue to issue."....Romney on Gingrich: "His record is one of failed leadership."....David Brooks on Gingrich: "In his ideal world, he'd have a six-hour debate, but with himself and all the positions he took five minutes ago."....Presidential grandson Harrison Tyler on Gingrich: "A great big jerk."....

Chris Christie on Gingrich: "Has been an embarrassment to the party."....Former Rep. Martin Frost on Gingrich: "I have great confidence in his ability to screw up in the future."....Gingrich ad on Romney: "Will say and do anything to become president."....Romney ad on Gingrich: "An historian. Really?"....Steve Karnacki on Gingrich: "The more people see of him, the less they like him."....Gingrich ad on Romney: "Goes around using Castro phrases."....Noah Millman on Gingrich: "A walking catalog of everything that is wrong with alpha-maleness."....Gingrich on Romney: "A very good salesman, who very much wants to sell, but has a very weak product."....Gingrich adviser Kevin Kellems on Romney: "Bouncing around the podium like an overcaffeinated high-schooler."....David Zielenzeiger on Gingrich: "A motormouth...A phony...Utterly inauthentic."....Rod Dreher on Romney: "The Canned Cranberry Sauce Candidate: the appearance of substance, but made of jelly, and so recently glopped from the can I can still see the rings."....George Will: "Mitt Romney's problem is somehow his Romneyness."....Sarah Palin on the media: "Dumb arses."....