Mudline September 9, 2026
September 9, 2026
.......former diplomat Alan Eyre on Trump Iran negotiations: "[Like a] thrashing mastodon, slowly sinking into a tar pit."....Ty Cobb on redecorated White House: "Turning into some combination of a whorehouse and Las Vegas."....Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "You think an insult from him hurts me? Bring it on, buddy. You're a loser."....Fox host Rachel Campos-Duffy: "I'm going to be really honest: we live in a Pornhub world."....Trump on Rep. Thomas Massie: "A real JERK."....Trump on MTG: "A highly neurotic young woman.".....WH on CNN reporter Kristen Holmes: "A disgraceful, humiliating embarrassment to her alleged profession."....Trump on Gov. Tim Walz: "What the hell happened to Minnesota? The governor is totally corrupt. Corrupt and incompetent."....Laura Loomer on FL senate candidate Angie Nixon: "Ghetto bitch."....Sen. Jon Ossoff: "The president, surrounded by enablers in the West Wing, is playing golf, is trading stock, and is decorating his ballroom. It's a disgrace."....WH spokesperson Davis Ingle on Ossoff: "A cringeworthy, feminine theatre kid cosplaying as Barack Obama."....radio host Hugh Hewitt on Ossoff: "A ridiculous caricature of a senator...A mean-spirited jerk who traffics in slander."....Ossoff on Trump: "He doesn't want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie [Harp] on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar."....WH Communications Director Stephen Cheung on Ossoff, in response: "Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics."....Marc Cooper on Natalie Harp: "Worships Trump as some sort of cargo cult God."....Fox News host Joey Jones on complaints from Navy personnel about conditions aboard USS Abraham Lincoln: "How weak are you, on TV, complaining about tuna and noodles?...If this is a representation of who our military is now...we're just Rome sitting here waiting to burn."....WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt: "Allowing complete lawlessness and chaos across our country -- we had four years of that under Joe Biden."....WH deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller: "[Communism] is the biggest, greatest, most existential threat this country will ever face...President Trump is the only thing right now standing between the American people and that abyss."....House Speaker Mike Johnson: "This is not your granddaddy's Democrat Party. These are communists. It's communism, socialism; those are deviations of Marxism."....Rep. Nancy Mace: "Every single Muslim holding office in America is a Trojan horse."....JD Vance on Michigan's Democratic senate nominee: "There is something about Abdul El-Sayed that is very, very evil and on the rise in the United States of America today."....El-Sayed on Vance: "A sock puppet."....Trump on El-Sayed: "He's full of shit."....Susan Faludi on SecDef Pete Hegseth: "The face that launched a thousand missiles."....Timothy Snyder on ICE: "A sadistic war against ourselves."....Trump on Iran: "All technology is gone...The only thing they have is Fake News."....Mary L. Trump on her uncle: "A president insisting that reality itself is lying."....Jonah Goldberg on Trump: "He's not the rebel anymore -- he's the empire."....Trump on MSNOW: "What a terrible show. They have the worst people on that show."....Lawrence O'Donnell on Trump: "The most lost man ever to live in the White House."....NYer's Susan Glasser on Trump: "He talks like a crazy eight-year-old man."....UFC star Sean Strickland: "So when you're at a Trump rally, you're like, 'Oh, I could definitely see how Hitler happened.'...Like, if Trump said, 'Go grab your gun and go do everything' they would f*cking do it."....
