"He is weird. He's weird, I'm not weird, he's weird. No, he's a weird guy, he's a weird dude. See, they come up with sound bites, they always have sound bites, and one of the things is that J.D. and I are 'weird.' That guy is so straight, J.D. is so -- he's doing a great job, smart, top student, great guy, and he's not weird and I'm not weird. I mean we're a lot of things but we're not weird, I will tell you, but that guy is weird."
-- Trump on Gov. Tim Walz

"And in six states, you're allowed to kill the baby after it's born. And you know, one of those states is Minnesota, where Tampon Tim is from."
-- Trump

"Let's give votes to all children in this country, but let's give control over those votes to the parents of those children."
-- J.D. Vance

"She's going to get paralyzed in the Situation Room while the generals have their way with her."
-- Fox host Jesse Watters on Harris

"She's not a good debater. She's not a smart person. She doesn't want to debate."
-- Trump on Harris    

"Comrade Kamala is doing a campaign bus tour with Tampon Tim, her really bad V.P. pick."
-- Trump

"Barack Hussein Obama, he was nasty to me. He was nasty. Michelle was nasty. They're all nasty. Nasty people. I was surprised, I thought he was -- I was sort of nice to him..."
-- Trump

"What gives her the right to run for President? This is a Threat to Democracy."
-- Trump on Harris

"WHERE'S HUNTER?"
-- Trump post during Kamala Harris's acceptance speech

"Somebody gave Russia all of our plans for hypersonic missiles...and they built them and we didn't...It could have been Barack Hussein Obama, maybe we should ask him."
-- Trump

"I don't ramble. I'm a really smart guy."
-- Trump